Fake Physical Therapy Statistics
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Your best source for fake physical therapy statistics.
Joined January 2022
100% of PT school electrotherapy labs 2 minutes after the instructor leaves the room.
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Mailbag time! It appears my family has finally discovered this account.
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No one has guessed that my Halloween costume is Geoffrey Maitland at the 1977 International Federation of Orthopaedic Manipulative Therapists Conference in Montreal
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If you're a home health PT in the Midwest, there's a 95% chance your tire pressure light is now on.
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Did you know Carson Wentz played 2.5 games as Viking QB after a shoulder dislocation resulted in a labral tear & glenoid fracture and that the regular Viking QB JJ McCarthy has a high ankle sprain? I'm a PT and know a lot so I'll explain the injuries in more detail now.
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Here's my Halloween costume, I'm dressing up as "Therapeutic Activity".
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If I ever win the lottery, I'm not telling anyone, but there will be signs
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States where runza-related ACL tears commonly occur.
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Licking your fingers after paraffin treatment is just like eating candy corn.
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NuStep of the week: This sharp looking unit in Philadelphia is situated on the exact location where Benjamin Franklin invented the lightening rod, bifocals, and productivity meetings
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Nu-Step of the week. This fantastic unit is located in Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin, hometown of Fall Out Boy drummer Andy Hurley. While we hope no one has utilized this Nu-Step while listening to Fall Out Boy, we cannot be 100% certain.
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A new systematic review has determined that the VMO can only be isolated within this small area.
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Number of physical therapists who still wear pleated khaki pants
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Counties where home health PTs get crappy cell service and maybe one non-country radio station
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Taking a weekend job at the Gremlins Hospital has been rewarding, but challenging
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Breaking: Medicare has announced that National Physical Therapy Month will only be celebrated 26.35 days for PTAs.
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There are now zero shopping days until National Physical Therapy Month.
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The odds of being named the new General Manager of the Minnesota Twins are greater than that for isolating the VMO.
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I'm currently booking speaking engagements for 2026 graduation ceremonies, productivity meetings and anniversary dinners. Fee is travel expenses plus a box of theraband, color is negotiable
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