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Story of his career. Statpadding instead of winning. You can’t statpad your way to GOAT status.
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Check out this bum LeBron statpadding down 30 so he can get his 10 points lmaooo. Shameless bum @Thetruth8240
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Why LeBron still out there if he’s injured? Statpadding bum
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We are investigating the Houston Texans for intentionally not throwing the ball to Nico Collins . Expect some arrests soon
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Bronny James was a -6 in a 24 point blowout win for the Lakers. How’s that mathematically possible?
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Bronny got a rebound so he won’t finish with a 0-0-0-0-0 stat line
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Bronny James in a blowout game is currently -8. This is unheard of 😭
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We are investigating Ja Morant for pulling a Terry Rozier
Status alert: Ja Morant (calf) won't return Saturday.
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We are investigating Justin Fields for gambling on NFL games
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Nikola Jokic exits the press conference room riding a horse after scoring 55 points vs Clippers 💀
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Bro trying to sabotage Jokic 60 piece
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