Johnny Cockring
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Only here for jokes! If you take anything said seriously it's your fault #ExcuseMe
Florida
Joined January 2020
Lil Nas album jammin. not only can he ride a dick but he can ride a beat.
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A Queen.
My bootyhole soooo sore, I just be letting this man do any ol’thang to me. 😩
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She skipped robbery and murder to grape. Sounds like a fantasy to me🤣.
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RT @FearedBuck: Phillies mascots recreated the viral moment of the CEO caught cheating at the Coldplay concert 😭.
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RT @MsPinkstarr: The concept of y’all laughing at someone handwashing their underwear, I be forgetting y’all grandma be 35 years old.
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That the only way to be in the booty.
@SaycheeseDGTL Being aggravated in somebody bootyhole is WILD work 💀.
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Choose better men.
Most ladies cooked, cleaned, submitted and still got cheated on. So now what?.
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Chicks try to strength shame you for not being able to lift them. Nobody told you to be 240🤣.
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Preach.
This why when they say “she’s just dating” i always dispute it. You’re not “just dating” people you’re popping out with. Some of these men aren’t confirmed but majority are. This is very much so hoe behavior even if yall wanna disguise it under “she knows her worth.” Which she.
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I can’t tell you how much I’d love to marry and then be publicly cheated on by a man with a reported net worth of £1.3bn.
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Don't say nothing. Every woman in the quote tweets think Megan is just fine doing her.
That drunk shit ain't gonna cut it Niece. Relax a bit. It ain't locked in just yet.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣.
The funnest thing about this is that it’s not even a joke… this is the reality of most men’s experience ❤️🩹
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I hate content by women like this. Y’all wanna align with men so bad. They can make their own content. 😂😂😂.
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Bro cooked her so bad she wanted the mic taken away from her mouth
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Why would you be with this type of man man in the first place?? 🤣.
Splitting rent sounds cute until you realize you’re building with a man who can’t build without you. I’m sorry but that’s not love, that’s soft labor.
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Like they messing with the wrong men.
If men act angry when they broke, how do women act?.
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Y'all are choosing these men and nobody making y'all stay with them lol.
You know why Tyler Perry's Acrimony is so popular? It showed us in the most gut wrenching way that love doesn’t always reward sacrifice. We don’t talk enough about how deeply women are conditioned to be Bob the Builder and see potential as love.
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Tf y'all be talking bout🤣.
Megan Thee Stallion must have some type of magic. I have never once thought Klay Thompson looked like anything. She really can bring the best out of anybody.
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