I often mistype “thank you” as “thabk you” and when people mention it, I tell them it’s a meme. it’s not a meme.

got my Cookie Monster a Cookie Monster cookie

do all the people calling me a “helicopter mom” know my dad died last week and I lost a kid this year and it’s frankly a miracle I do things like ~take my kids to the library~.

I could eat 6 honey crullers right now wbu.

it’s always a bad day to remember I have several thousand followers on my Phone Diary.

Based on the (nice!) replies, it seems like lots of librarians would like doing this! I am a little afraid to ask because we have a really busy library that serves a lot of people and I would feel burdensome, but maybe worth a try next week. Thanks!.

Assent, whatever, my brain is turned off.

Micro-dosing rest*. *setting 10 min timers for me to ascent to numbness.

I would like a library service where I put in the age and general interests of my kids and I get a curated bag of 10 books that I can pick up weekly. Is that so lazy? Yes. but my kids pulling every book off the shelf just for me to say “that’s not appropriate” isn’t working lol.

the only thing wrong with MSG is that it’s a migraine trigger :,(.

Hi @alexathallow would you be interested in sponsoring our Catholic women’s conference in Pittsburgh? we are all obsessed with you! can I email you details?.

they are talking through the walls lmao.

the girls begged me to let them sleep in the same room tonight lol. are we finally turning a corner????? will they eventually like each other???.

cc: maybe @MegHunterKilmer.

I had a dream that someone sent me an article about how they were trying to get Bl Marcel Callo’s cause for canonization pushed through and I’m so upset bc it was a dream but does anyone know how I can submit my miraculous healing in 2018 to his cause.

RT @sukiwaterhouse: "suki you never tweet anymore” have you ever considered I wore pants so tight 6 months ago it caused a hernia & I’ve be….

RT @PappaSciarappa: Thank you thank you thank you to everyone who purchased something off of our Amazon Wishlist for Youth Ministry at Sain….

Comedians love me in their audience, athletes hate me in their audience.

I grew up in the woods and it’s the best thing that could have happened to me. said goodbye to my dad today in the place he taught me to build fires, track animals, identify plants. went back to the creek today 🤍

pets 🗣️ are 🗣️ for 🗣️ the 🗣️ rich 🗣️.

I did a Prime Day deal for a toniebox and I have decided that’s enough consumerism for me so I will now delete the app.