Emily H
@emilyluvscrypto
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high functioning chaos agent described as someone with good documentation practices😡🐬💩
Joined July 2021
The fastest way to know if someone has insufferable main character syndrome is when they value anecdotal experience over cold hard facts
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Passing go in monopoly and landing on income tax in the same roll is too real
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Super bowl this super bowl that… my money was on bad bunny wearing a dress and i am still salty on tuesday morning
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If youre one of those people in sf for the superbowl and youre in the santa clara leg of your journey seeking fine dining, may i suggest falafel drive-in, mostly for banana shake. Also hobee’s, specifically for coffee cake.
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Bro is sitting her thinking that a nautilus shell tells the future
Bitcoin bear market drawdowns have a clear pattern: 2011: -93% 2015: -86% 2018: -84% 2022: -77% Every cycle, the drawdown gets smaller as the market matures. Following this trend, the 2026 bottom should be around -70% from the $126K ATH. That puts us at $38K. Good luck
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How can you be a single issue voter we dont even put single issues in a single bill there is like 3-7 issues in any bill its a negotiation tactic
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Would you go to a skinny-fat personal trainer? Would you hire a blind man to paint your house? Would you buy a bra from someone whos never worn a well fitting bra?
I have a hot take that Sidney Sweeney’s lingerie line is going to massively flop The reason? Men don’t buy lingerie, and women are more “competitive” with their purchasing decisions thus seeing Sweeney as a threat rather than a partner
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Its funny how nothing has changed between the ages of 11 and 37 im still just hanging out by myself talking to my internet friends
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I was just informed that american express cards will let you post your own bail and suddenly i give a shit about who my credit card company is beyond points
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A high trust society is built on community. If there is no value placed in community, there is no reason to value it. 3rd places are gone. IRL relarionships replaced by online rage bait paid contests. Prioritizing “freedom to do whatever the fuck i feel like” over “freedom
What would it take to get back to a high trust society? It blows my mind that we’re just okay with increasingly having to have things like locked bathrooms in fast food places in rapidly growing areas of the country. What happened to the country I grew up in
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A tweet used to be uniquely poetic - 140 characters of condensed thought. Now open your gullet to be force-fed rage bait so your brain is the right kind of mush that can be sold to advertisers as a delicacy.
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honestly I think if CT just started calling it CX instead when he took over none of this would be happening
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Im trying to come up with a way to help the “i shouldnt have to pay taxes on property i own” crowd understand that they only own it because a govt secures it through local law enforcement and military Actually owning stuff outright is only possible with decentralized consensus
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Medically induced coma-as-a-Service Opening my pre seed round on monday
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Puzzles are crazy bc wdym i can spot gumby’s crotch in 0.2 seconds
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