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╰┈➤ Trench Soothsayer | Cooker of content --- I will meditate and then destroy you ᘒ
Australia
Joined December 2024
I quit (for now). No one will see this, but farewell and good luck. This market is hot garbage and un-winnable.
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Real talk, fuck Bonk and everything about it. I have never felt such little trust bidding anything before. This has utterly destoyed the trenches.
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Yay, there goes the rest of my port and my entire trading career as I know it, thanks mate, hope you feel good.
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Fuck you Bonk. Completely and utterly destroyed my faith in the trenches. There is not a single fucking Bonk coin that you can bid and feel safe bidding it. What a complete shit fest.
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RT @LeleApartment: simple theory for $NEUTRAL . BONK has $USELESS.PUMP has $USEFUL . now boop has $NEUTRAL . no more pvp.we are just all ne….
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Ok cool so lore/narrative/ticker/news doesn't matter whatsoever anymore. The only hope in winning in the trenches atm is somehow catching the random cabal plays. Impossible market, someone prove me wrong.
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My opinon on @bonk_fun is constantly changing honestly. One second I love it, the next I hate it. You can't deny that Bonk is 1000x ruggier than pump fun ever was, especially on gratuated coins. 90% of Bonk coins don't survie a minute after migration, 9% don't break 100k and.
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We're right on the cusp of Asia hours, this is S+++ Tier. What's about to come will be insane. $Chibi is THE narrative right now.
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If anyone's still here, I'm genuinely interested in a serious CTO of this thing. Currently dm'ing some big names so I'll keep you guys updated if I get anywhere. Please DM me if you're interested in helping out. It's totally possible to pull off if we get enough mindshare 💪.
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Sorry in advance to those that weren't patient enough to hold until the inevitable @Ga__ke bid 🫡.
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We've got @widfiretoad in here now who is followed by @SolportTom and some other absolute units just FYI. It's only a matter of time before the lore catches on to the masses.
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S+++ Tier lore casually marinating at 50k ready for your bids my homies.
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I know there's someone with enough spare coin to fork out for some cheeky boosts for the cause. Don't need 'em, but it wouldn't hurt. Side note, I'm DM'ing every KOL I know. I have seen lores not even close to this rip absolutely parabolic runs from these positions that we're in.
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You can't make this shit up. The greatest lore the trenches may have ever seen. I cannot think of a single better narrative.
Okay… so we’re on the anime / japan cycle now… see you at milly. 5SMYJn9KtzhFizq9tcdiBDYW76tH9anL3aiNUtXhbonk. #BitGirls
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Yo Xi Jinping (president of China) just called me and told me the Chinese Cabal is preparing to run this shit. Apparently they kinda hate Japanese popculture shit but fuckin' love #BitGirls apparently🤷♂️.
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"Concept: The show combined Japanese "idol" culture—featuring young women marketed for their charm and talents—with cryptocurrency. Each contestant represented a digital currency, and viewers supported their favorite "BitGirl" by purchasing tokens called Torekabu (a blend of
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