Tess
@ess
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can pass a Turing test.
under your bed.
Joined April 2007
Pickle jar openings are suspiciously sized to easily let a moderately sized woman raid them bared handed at close to 1 in the morning.
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Is there a coffee version of "chain smoking"? I need it to describe my life.
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Millions of years from now, an advanced civilisation will uncover my gif collection and worship me as a god.
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I have a sudden and very specific urge to play Diablo II. I blame the germs on public transport.
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I've started giving random cat photos I find on the internet names. #catlesscatlady
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When you don't have time for dinner because you're too busy stalking Taylor Swift on Instagram. #firstworldproblems
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Using a spoon to cut my Brie because there are no clean knives #justgirlthings
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Tore a shoulder muscle & lost the ability to touch my head. Havent washed hair in more than a week. Someone just wrote ‘wash me’ in the dirt
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If I had my way I’d spend the rest of the work day walking around mooing at people.
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just attempted to operate her computer with a hairbrush. Was confounded by this for the better part of 2 minutes. Works in the IT sector.
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I think I may have committed a crime against fitness by getting melted chocolate on my running tights...
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