UMKC alumni! If you don't already use UMKC's career network, I highly recommend. Also, if you set up an account, get entered to win some moolah. #paidadvertising.

Notable developments since my last tweet: married life is awesome, yes I'm still in school, and I'm as slow at writing papers as ever! (Literally reviving an old social media account instead of finishing a paper. why).

My first tweet in 2 years! Inspired by 1. @OhHeyDuh s observation that my username should now be "ear", and 2. school being cancelled!.

I'm getting married on Saturday and I pet a puppy this morning so you know life is about at 100% right now.

RT @LouisPeitzman: For breakfast: cold stuffing, eaten with my fingers from a plastic bag, with a side of deep shame.

Kind of ironic that the class that reduced me to tears the first week of school is the class I'm doing the best in and enjoying the most now.

A well placed fart is still the greatest joke ever.

Eating a cheeseburger in front of a bunch of kids training for soccer and it feels right.

Y'all, I just fell asleep at the pool and woke up to one of those muscle spasms and drool. #tooturnt.

I've had the same coffee splatter spot on my phone screen for two days and I still feel too lazy to wipe it off.

Just a friendly reminder to my fellow baristas out there: You're in the service industry.

@DianaParDue police car pillow for proper cheek support.

@DianaParDue Avery!!!.

@DianaParDue oh buddy! Such a tender heart.

Nephew #3 is in the world! Auntie status: Intermediate.

PSA: that marathon on ward parkway is happening this morning. Reroute all your plans.

Living in a den of brown recluses and the only way I know how to cope is by using curse words.

Need a chiro, who has a good one? @shanepardue ?.

@DianaParDue you could google it.