My Mechacon Expierence And That Suprise Cosplay I Did. Read:

Sloppy joeseph and left over sushi, im on shit you can't see without 15 insight

I be throwing hammers and 2x4s and the heads of those in squalor from mine throne of screws and lumber They call me the "home despot" I boomerang a power tool into their thigh, my excalidrill rends their flesh.

"Sir your position is untenable" Deltarune tv: its what

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First teaser for the stop-motion animated ‘POKÉMON’ series Created by Aardman (‘Wallace & Gromit’)

We smokin that shit that made the swiss miss

My stomach growls like a pitbull, and my ass barks like a doberman.

The new Wendy's McSquid only at your local Arby's. Or die :)

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i don't have a SECONDARY. i don't COUNTERPICK. i don't cover POOR MATCHUPS. i ONE-TRICK. and if i can't do it with my main, then i DON'T WIN.

One of my lower organs decided to squeeze itself hard as fuck & paralyze me like it has some say in all the bullshit they go through Wrong! 2 More litres of diuretics and 7000 millions years of the Sriracha dungeon stupid fucker. And im gonna find out which one of you it was too

#dvdohcore

My target audience includes knights, pikmin, gelatinous cubes, the rock monster from lego rock raiders, abyssal creatures, the elderly, ingots, cellulose, Skeletons, 🐟, Odysseus, those who subsist of off lichen or moss, Pipo Snake and his cohorts, and my beautiful girlfriend

I wonder what it was like to have been one of the Micheal jackson super fans who had to explain that they didn't get to see him live because they passed out while he was standing still and got taken away

Flip a coin in your mind. You can flip it as high as you like, and it can be any coin with two faces. It may not land on its side. What did it land on?

The quality of my life has been dramatically increased. Shoutout to my girlfriend for pulling me another banger

今から17年前の今日、2008年6月12日に 『METAL GEAR SOLID 4 GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS』 が発売されました。 #MGS4 #MetalGearSolid #メタルギアソリッド

Lu and I are in the slow line and Jana’s in the preorder line. She just walked out the store with her switch and unironically hit Lu with this

My round table of wizards be rolling blunts of pure darkness and cheifing that shit. We call it the Cannabyss

This is the second best day of my life I have tried to get a shiny weedle for 13 years and this is my first one ever. I am jubilant!!!