Thanks to the @SDStateFair and @leebrice!

If Synchronized Sharting was an Olympic event. #🥇🇺🇸

Happy 4th of July! 🇺🇸 #GodBlessAmerica

Same when I go to Vegas. If I don’t hit the jackpot, why don’t they just give me my money back?

DORF on Doxxing https://t.co/maCe5ACG4i

Maybe we could build a Canadian border wall out of these. 🤔

Shaq seems a little large for this desk.

Pete Rose probably should’ve gone into the Hall of Fame when the league decided to promote gambling and condone cheating.

Curry watches helplessly from the bench as the Warriors lose Game 3.

This week the Trump administration cut funding for gain-of-function research and halted the NIH’s brutal testing on beagles. I look forward to seeing the protests.

Maybe we should go back to teaching kids they’re special just the way they are.

I couldn’t find a douche emoji.

BREAKING: Make-believe royalty is fighting over who gets to call themselves “His/Her Royal Highness.”

Congratulations to the legendary Shedeur Sanders on having his jersey retired by the Cleveland Browns. Sanders joins fellow legends Otto Graham (#14), Jim Brown (#32), Ernie Davis (#45), Don Fleming (#46), and Lou Groza (#76).

I think today’s the day! #ShedeurGetOffThePot

They’ve really relaxed training rules since I was in high school. 🍺😃👍🏼

This is where they miss the bag, pick up your sandwich, and miss the bag again.

Biden just pardoned the Chiefs referees for the remainder of the season.

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