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@DouglasOtt13

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PROUD dad of two daughters and a lifelong Cleveland Browns fan.

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@DouglasOtt13
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10 months
Anyone else used to swish their apple juice around in their mouth like it was wine as a kid? I feel like I prepared myself for greatness only to be thrust into mediocrity.
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@DouglasOtt13
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1 year
@espn A ranked team storm's the field after beating an unranked team. Hilarious
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@DouglasOtt13
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@SpillTheMemes I'm a 49 year old man with two grown daughters, house paid, and have a corporate 6 figure job. If I wanna use my PTO to play my favorite games new expansion for a WEEK, my wife won't say shit.
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@DouglasOtt13
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@HaterReport_ @TheDunkCentral @spotrac If people went to the games or watched them, the salaries would be higher.
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@DouglasOtt13
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@InternetH0F My seventeen year old stepdaughter, which I raised since she was 8, has called me her dad to her friends but never to my face. I always thought she was just embarrassed to have a step-dad. The other day she said "hi, dad" when I got home. I melted.
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@DouglasOtt13
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@Reflog_18 To be honest, with Chubb gone, I say go 4 wide spread offense with a pass catching back and let Watson play his way. Then we will see. Nothing to lose.
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@DouglasOtt13
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@destiny_thememe I run the pride emblem for my daughter, who is Bi. I support her with it and I often get called things and kicked from groups because of it. Is it annoying? Yes, but nothing like lgbtq kids get, so if he wants to vent on me, I'll be the one with the flag flying.
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@DouglasOtt13
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@KayIgama Someone taught her that her body is a tool and not a treasure. A meal more valuable than her dignity
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@DouglasOtt13
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@jasrifootball @RGIII Hate is overused. But some people are sick of the media crowning him as an elite coach. That has yet to be proven. He showed up to a big program (albeit unsuccessful), let go of 60 percent of the team and transferred in stars. To me that doesn't make a great coach. A great
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@DouglasOtt13
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@DWTB_ More confident than I am in Wills at left tackle
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@DouglasOtt13
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@FordJohnathan5 I live in Mission TX. Look that up. I'm 10 mins from the river. They are lying to you. Worst part of the invasion is that you can't go to Ross, Marshall's, or Burlington on the weekend for the visiting Mexican shoppers. It's not the hordes that you are being told it is.
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@DouglasOtt13
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@NicoleLewisLCSW I could not disagree more. That's discipline.
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@DouglasOtt13
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2 years
@shannonsharpeee If she wants to feel like it's raining on her, she needs R Kelly
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@DouglasOtt13
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@NYCDaFuture_ @espn Dude. Over A'ja Wilson. You smoking some strong shit
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@DouglasOtt13
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@DustinFox37 They are 4-2. Nobody is getting fired yet. Jesus. Slow news day or farming for responses?
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@DouglasOtt13
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@FadeA_WayJ Turning a comparison of two good rookies playing two different positions into a race thing is weird
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@DouglasOtt13
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@NickPedone12 The bias in national media is crazy. Burrow got a ton of excuses for the loss. The weather affected burrow but watson played poorly. He played in the same weather. It's like it pains them to give cleveland credit for the win. We have injuries too
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@DouglasOtt13
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4 months
@BungieHelp You gotta be kidding me. Most people still can't get in 3 and a half hours after launch, when they do they get kicked, and you are worried about weapon perk swaps
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@DouglasOtt13
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@DouglasOtt13
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2 months
@NRSC It's what youth and joy looks like. I get that it's a shock to yall's systems
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@DouglasOtt13
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3 months
@ThatEricAlper Cornflower blue Corningware. Yes she did until I inherited it. Still nothing better. I have the whole damn set
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@DouglasOtt13
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7 months
@GamecockDienda I would have to see the backpack and the mom to make a fair evaluation of the proposal
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@DouglasOtt13
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9 months
@adamrank @adamrank at this point is a Browns hero for sticking with his guns. He knows what happens now
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@DouglasOtt13
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@espnW Garbage time double double. She was the only starter left on the floor
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@DouglasOtt13
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9 months
@il0venostalgia 'You ain't a beauty but, hey, you're all right and that's all right with me"
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@DouglasOtt13
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@crow_noel @mona_dahl @thatokmasekoa @Philssay @happywithjobs @ms_dingo If that white lady told him anything, she would be labeled a racist Karen. She is being SMART. avoiding a confrontation and protecting herself. If he were a white dude that looked like that, result would be the same.
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@DouglasOtt13
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@HasbullaHive My man was ready to trade blows
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@DouglasOtt13
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@HeavensFX 2024 WNBA is 1995 NBA
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@DouglasOtt13
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2 years
@ChrisChavez01 @AdamSchefter @BigTenNetwork Because if you are going to call your bosses slavers, you better be elite if you wanna play again. And he ain't elite.
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@DouglasOtt13
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@ViralTrendsSpot @DramaAlert And THAT is check fraud and they WILL be federally prosecuted
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@DouglasOtt13
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@KameronBennett She's invited to the hot dog and burger cookout
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@DouglasOtt13
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4 months
@linzsports You don't seem to get it. She brought eyes on wnba, not just her. I started watching the wnba to see what her hype was all about. I saw them play the sparks and fell in love with the game of Dearica Hamby. I am now staying and got the season pass so I can watch the sparks
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@DouglasOtt13
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@PickensBurgh I'm sure myles garrett and zadarius smith are petrified
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@DouglasOtt13
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1 year
@NBCS49ers @DonteWhitner We helped all those teams get those rankings. Be smarter
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@DouglasOtt13
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9 months
@bigguccicraigy Fuck, my camera wasn't on video mode. Do it again
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@DouglasOtt13
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@nflrums You mean exclusively on peacock and firestick
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@DouglasOtt13
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10 months
@ZachNoah52 @BleacherReport So they can hurt a players career by affecting a game, but the players get fined for getting pissed about it?
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@DouglasOtt13
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5 months
@WNBA It gets worse. I can't watch it because I live in South Texas and they blacked out the ind vs dal game. I live 10 hrs from Dallas. Canceling league pass
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@DouglasOtt13
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7 months
@timjacobwise I'd say that broken homes and poor examples cause crime, regardless of race.
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@DouglasOtt13
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1 year
@ProFootballTalk Literally anyone. Section 234 row LL seat 6
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@DouglasOtt13
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1 year
@MoreForYou_CLE That Defense was DOMINANT. takes a ton of pressure off of deshaun
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@DouglasOtt13
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@bbcdoctorwho A river song?
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@DouglasOtt13
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1 year
@wiseconnector Dancing, unless tequila is involved. Then I'm goddamn Fred Astaire
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@DouglasOtt13
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@il0venostalgia Gene Wilder as Wonka, and they keep trying and failing
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@DouglasOtt13
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2 months
@ErikaaLauren What's a whole newborn? People are having partial newborns out there?
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@DouglasOtt13
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2 years
@RGIII This needs to be reported on more. A hero. 🙏. Rocking this this weekend
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@DouglasOtt13
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10 months
@BenAxelrod That also shows that he ran less than normal yesterday against the worst ranked run defense in the league.
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@DouglasOtt13
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8 months
@RealBrittain Why am I crying? She's still so beautiful, that's why
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@DouglasOtt13
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1 year
@StainbrookNFL Agree totally. Guy came in and he was a brick wall
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@DouglasOtt13
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4 months
@GrimmStarGaming @SpillTheMemes Destiny 2 Final Shape. June 4th. My wife pre-ordered it for me
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@DouglasOtt13
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2 years
@ebroglio8 @thatokmasekoa @Philssay @happywithjobs @ms_dingo And he seems to be using his ability to make her uncomfortable to his full advantage. He knows what he's doing
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@DouglasOtt13
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8 months
@GoalsOfCrypto @JoshyBeSloshy I would argue that cellphones and social media are WHY we are in the school shooter era
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@DouglasOtt13
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5 months
@RFKracing I'm just happy Larson finally rubbed to win. He has lost so many races trying to race clean when others took him out. Nice to see a fighting streak
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@DouglasOtt13
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1 year
@DonteWhitner Respect for owning it
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@DouglasOtt13
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1 year
@SharpFootball Every play except the running plays, effectively tipping the defense
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@DouglasOtt13
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1 year
@NFLRookieWatxh One big game. When will they learn to wait and evaluate after the season? He may be and I hope so, but this is how teams mess up
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@DouglasOtt13
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@jimangiesmokie1 @espn Not if you're gonna play the "yall don't respect us. We told you we would be amazing" card. If you're going to project as a winning program, act like a winning program.
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@DouglasOtt13
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@DouglasOtt13
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@SNFonNBC @ProFootballTalk Browns at 22 is a joke.
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@DouglasOtt13
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@barstoolsports @StoolBaseball And finger rolled it to a fan while working that gum like a Big League Chew commercial
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@DouglasOtt13
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@Gbush91 People act like his payroll came out of their paychecks
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@DouglasOtt13
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@Dirtyfries_ Women who get their relationship advice from single friends and social media are red flags
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@DouglasOtt13
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@H_Grove The issue will be further out than that. It's not the 8 yd slant that they need but the 15 yd out.
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@DouglasOtt13
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@Majestic_Memes_ @InternetH0F The fact that people see weapons as impressive is part of the problem. They are tools, not toys or status symbols. And our tools don't define us
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@DouglasOtt13
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@WesleyFromFL @XGavinMcInnes I don't get these right wing "christians". They claim to be pro Jesus, but their propaganda seems very hate filled and against everything Jesus taught.
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@DouglasOtt13
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11 months
@camijustice BROWNS. don't give them some gimmicky nickname. Make them FEAR the Browns. It's been decades that they have been laughing at that name. About time they respect it.
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@DouglasOtt13
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@auntienae95 Against her peers, yes.
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@DouglasOtt13
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@KeneAkers I love this!! True role models and heroes
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@DouglasOtt13
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1 year
#Browns fans strolling through the AFC twitter today
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@DouglasOtt13
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1 year
@StainbrookNFL Got that dawg in him. Welcome back
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@DouglasOtt13
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2 years
@Jake_Trotter There was no violence alleged. Why are they even involved. I agree that rape cases don't get the justice they warrant, but there were no alleged rapes here NOR any violence alleged.
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@DouglasOtt13
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@NBCSports Nolan Ryan 7 No-Hitters
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@DouglasOtt13
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1 year
@T_johnson_TJ I bet he's not opposed to getting paid to not sit at home, though
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@DouglasOtt13
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@DrMoneyTrees Respect and accountability
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@DouglasOtt13
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@BBEUncleKenRock Some people are just like this. It's all threats to illicit a response. Don't play the game. It's not meant to be like that
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@DouglasOtt13
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@NoDMsPerfavore It's so easy. Women never get it. Ask about our day. Give us peace. Be our support, not our critic. You'll never get what goes on in our minds just like we will always struggle to with yours. Take it from a loyal father of two grown girls.
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@DouglasOtt13
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@il0venostalgia If you know about these two and their relationship, you drank out of the water hose and ate dirt as a kid. You are immune to anything out there. Get on your bikes and explore my friends.
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@DouglasOtt13
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@3sodasand2beers @destiny_thememe Sympathy for having a successful, educated daughter? None needed. I'm damn proud of her.
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@DouglasOtt13
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@H_Grove Both those throws look late to me
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1 year
@KurtBenkert Wrong, Jimmy. 49ers poked the bear
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@DouglasOtt13
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1 year
@il0venostalgia In Your Eyes by Peter Gabriel, then I'm just gonna parade around holding it up
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@DouglasOtt13
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4 months
@justwsports Diana Taurasi should be out. She's old and not what she was. Dearica Hamby should be there. She's putting up an amazing year.
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@DouglasOtt13
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@il0venostalgia "Calgon, take me away!!"
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@Jeff_Kirby412 Lmao. You mean the defense has a win over each.
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@DouglasOtt13
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2 years
@Zynierah Not at all. I taught my two daughters to be educated and self sufficient so they don't NEED a man's money. So they wouldn't get trapped. And I told them to choose someone who makes them happy, not just the one that buys them things.
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@DouglasOtt13
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1 year
@thebengalorian Why risk his injury in a game that was lost? Let him rest for next week
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@DouglasOtt13
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1 year
@mojosod85 @PFF_Sam He sure did, but if you know for sure it's a running play on 3rd and short, you can send the house, which the Lions did every time Taylor lined up on the line.
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@DouglasOtt13
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9 months
@DawgInYouu Can't even sell out a home playoff game. Seats for 100??
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@DouglasOtt13
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8 months
@JordanStrack Truth. My 16 year old daughter watches games with me now. Not a taylor fan, but thanks
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@DouglasOtt13
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1 year
@MoreForYou_CLE Re-sign Hunt
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@DouglasOtt13
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10 months
@TheDjLavish @BBEUncleKenRock @_darkskinpapii She's being a child and I can assure you, if you stay, it won't me the last time she plays that card. People do that to illicit a response. She's not getting what she wants from him and he won't ever be able to
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@NickPedone12 Is that surprising. We lost literally every skill player.
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@RealSkipBayless Yet Watson responsible for two tds in the same weather. Burrow should have sat. He wasn't ready
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@DouglasOtt13
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10 months
@DragonflyJonez Lebron is soft
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@DouglasOtt13
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2 years
From deep south Texas, this lifelong @Browns fan is so ready for GameDay, thanks to @GVartwork for shipping all the way down here for us misplaced #Browns fans!!
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@DouglasOtt13
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@DevclemNFL His timing is ok. The fact that he lined up a full yard behind what is legal is comical.
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