EngOne: Please rollback, your change broke me. EngTwo: The tests are green. If you liked it, you shoulda put a test on it ("The Beyoncé Rule").

I'm starting to think data driven decision making is a sign of weak leadership, especially when discussing product. The data never suggests doing something novel. There are no metrics for the unknown.

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I wish I could leave this earth having deleted more code than written.

Why o' why, when doing a code migration, are the least used features the hardest to migrate?.

Do kids still say "double dare"?.

Created at 1969-12-31 19:00:00.

Dear software: please stop trying to be "amazing" and embrace reliable and boring.

Just got the DLC for @JigPuzzleDreams and it was money well spent.

Dear @POTUS, if voting day was a holiday, it would be less chore and more joy.

Is everything a model of itself?.

Good way to keep kitties off the counter, give them a big hug and kisses every time they jump up.

Code comments should always use the word "because".

Today I fixed a flaky test by adding waits and it made me sad.

I did it in 16 small code changes instead of one XL change. It was a pain, felt like forever, but the code review I got was much more thorough and there was no stress when each change shipped.

Monoliths are fine.

This person, a full grown adult, tried chips and salsa for the first time and said "OMG where have you been my whole life?" and I am left wondering the same.

stubbed with a mock or mocked with a stub?.

😬 when tests use words like "correctly".

More public seating, toilets, and drinking fountains pls.

OH "The restaurant called their tap water ‘local’ water. I approve.".