SHORTY BLESS 🎧
@djshortybless
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I play music 🎧
United Kingdom
Joined June 2009
The cost of living is crazy right now. Let me share a hack with you 🤫
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LMAOOOOOO Nah Ak is giving NECK! 🤣🤣🤣
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The way black people hit and grab the person next to them when they’re laughing >>>>
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A man is wearing a Patel, new season LV and a gold mic talking about “when fat people run out of jokes they turn to the church” 😭😭😭 please @druski we need part 2
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Flicked them away
@brfootball Hansi Flick kicked out Xabi Alonso after winning the Super Cup 2026 😭 Hansi Flick kicked out Carlo Ancelotti after winning La Liga 2025 😭😭😭😭
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This how Jackie Chan had people lookin after he said “no no I don’t want no trouble”
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this is how I expect all horror movies with black ppl to be. because who dying????
First trailer for ‘THEY WILL KILL YOU’, starring Zazie Beetz • Described as a mix of ‘Ready or Not’ and ‘The Raid’ • Follows a housekeeper working in an NYC skyscraper who uncovers a possible satanic cult • In theaters on March 27
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#280characters? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!
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Ain’t it funny that back in the day one of the venues HIGH on list to DJ at was Tudor Rose. If you’re from NW/W London back in the day, you know. Fast forward YEARS later, and I’ll be DJ’ing at the O2 arena…not the indigo O2. The big one ▶️ at RNB & Slow Jams 🙏🏾
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“Anuh likkle Wayne mash up? Him come like cabbage” my barbers, man loooool
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When you go for your car oil change and they say "We also noticed your...
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Every Champions League game Arsenal have played this season has ended with one of their players taking home Player of the Match 🌟
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@FanofNoOneV1 @konateeeeeee The agenda of the British press is just insane
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