Venus Fly Trap ✨
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Can't call me stupid with this big Ole fucking forehead. I write about sex. SpicyNeuros. Unhinged. Multipotentialite. Dysautonomic but, I'm not thirsty hoe! 🥄
Where they pay me $LeanHer
Joined May 2009
Auntie Lean. First of her kind. Warrior for a Penis Slap. Holder of Doritos. Advocate for Your Orgasm. Lord of the Bingo Dab. Respect my name.
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He needs to leave, tbqfh
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*sighs* If you actually love me.. Check on me tomorrow morning.. Depending on how this ends..........I might be crying.
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You know what..... Hell yeah!
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Netflix announces that it has acquired Warner Bros., including HBO Max and HBO, in a deal valued at $82.7 billion. Franchises such as The Big Bang Theory, The Sopranos, Game of Thrones, The Wizard of Oz and the DC Universe are set to join Netflix as a result.
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No matter how many times I see the episode of Power when Tommy finally did away with Holly..... I'm always so happy he did. Even with all the other circumstances.... BIG WELP!
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lol.
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They have a certian look and everything. Like they're disgusted I'm even in the same space as them. 😒
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I don't think I've ever looked at ✋🏻 people the way I do here in TX.... All they have to do is say "Hello!" and all I hear most times is:
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I hate when people tell me "there's always someone out there who has it worse," how does that help me? Because someone else have a bigger problem does that make my own problem go away? Don't discredit my feelings or whatever I'm going through please.
When you think you have a problem, someone else has a bigger one
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I'm only up to 3 houses so.......looks like we gon' have LOTS of free space. 😂
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Me in front of my entire family revealing who gets a house:
Ever dreamed of owning a family compound? Now you can for the low price of $12,000,000! Located in📍Spring, TX offering over 40,000 sqft of living space, 30 bedrooms, and 31 bathrooms in total, situated on over 9 acres. 22 garage spaces for all your toys as well. 🏎️
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Anytime I end up at any of my doctors offices I ALMOST miss working a front facing job because my entire medical team has great staff & the offices are so nice. Then I slap myself straight because it ain't about the team.......it's the damn patients. Fuck them. Fuck that.
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I'm the only TRUE dark humor slayer in my my immediate family & they're usually mortified when I say shit. It just comes out so easily, loll
we have some funny ass dark inside jokes in my household ONLY and I wanna share them sometimes but I'm scared they'll piss people off. it comes natural and we can't help it, I know it's funny as a mf because it happens so organically. ex (please don't be mad, it's jokes):
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Prizepicks gave me a $20 3-pick bonus lineup. We appreciate a good OT! 🔥
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These "she wants the booktok version of you to come to bed" videos that keep appearing on my feed are just........
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YES! 😭 My ex said I kept trying to to talk to her & words were just slurring out my mouth. Her:
@DerogatoryWORD Like it’s as good as they say it is! Get it away from! 😭
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