Michael Jordan’s Resume:
-THE MOST PPG OF ALL TIME (30.1)
-10x Scoring champion
-6 Rings
-5 MVPs
-1 Dpoy
-9 All defensive teams
Don’t let this LeBron scoring record distract you from the true GREATEST EVER.
I’m on the verge of tears on the bus ride home from my first day of 9th grade, I got bullied in my 3rd period and everyone laughed at me, how am I supposed to make friends when i’m so akward and sit on twitter all day. 😞 Any tips?
LeBron’s era has 27% higher scoring than MJs.
Adjusting MJs stats to this era gives him 38.2 ppg and 41,016 points over a 13 year career
(lebron has 27.1 ppg and 40,017 in a 21 year career)
LeBron and Kawhi have identical stats besides assists while kawhi is miles ahead defensively AND more efficient
Kawhi also doesn’t stat pad like LeBron and has a better record.
Abolish the fan voting system.
Ja: Wannabe Thug
Kyrie: Racist
Russ: Ass
Dame: No rings
Luka: Chubby
Austin Reaves: White
i think we all know whos the best point guard in the league 😭
Michael Jeffrey Jordan - 2/1/03 - 39 years old, 2 weeks before turning 40:
45 points
6 assists
3 rebounds
2 STOCKS
LeBron will never touch His Airness.
Kanye lost his mind
Drake is zesty
Playboi Carti is satanic
Kendrick is short
Durk ain’t slide
Uzi pistol whipped his girl
There’s only 1 rapper with 0 issues and good music ❤️
@FeelLikeDrew
Paul George has the best PR team in NBA history
IMAGINE NEVER PLAYING IN A SINGLE FINALS GAME IN YOUR ENTIRE CAREER AND PEOPLE TREAT LIKE YOU A GOD
@mevvybear
literally just commenting on his play. he’s innocent as well… mev you are so weird trying to “cancel” people that don’t even know you. dirty Lib.
@FeelLikeDrew
2020 was peak Addison Rae i was jerking to her 3-4 times a day during quarantine. I’ve still busted more nuts too 2019 Charli dmalio though
@PassLikeZero
25 game stretch when he played point guard he averaged 30 ppg, 11 apg, 9 rpg.
And if that’s just a fluke or whatever dumb excuse you’ll say he averaged 31 and 11 assists in his first finals as a shooting guard