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The greatest England batter to ever do it finally did it ⏯️ https://t.co/zUNrnN7CAU
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The value of your investment may go down as well as up.
🇬🇧🏠 We purchased a modest little townhouse in Fulham many moons ago, back when you could still get change from a half a million quid in SW6. Fast forward to 2025 and it now scrapes the £2m mark, literally the borderline where Labour’s threatened “mansion tax” starts to bite.
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"The trick is to smoke a cigarette to calm your nerves and then take a big swig of strong liquor to tone your muscles" - Lev Yashin offers advice on how to prepare for a big game. Not that many clubs would agree with such a pre-match regime...
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Stranger Things is just a load of no-mark kids pissing about in the woods chatting bare shit
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Peter Bogdanovich on how a Comedy scene should be structured: "Interviewer: When you are doing comedy and pacing a joke, do you work at a series of payoffs—at a topper? Bogdanovich: You’ve usually got to have three jokes and then a fourth on the same subject that’s funnier
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Al Capone blasts tax evaders etc.
And so the editor responsible for this front page is on tv now lecturing BBC on journalistic ethics Weird
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A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
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The way we stopped hearing or seeing media about Palestine, and there are new types of bombs being dropped in a ceasefire
BREAKING: Israel has dropped a new type of bomb in Gaza. Palestinians claim it’s a “mini nuke,” but analysis suggests it is likely a thermobaric (vacuum) weapon. Thermobaric bombs detonate by dispersing a fuel–air mixture, producing a high-pressure shockwave and intense heat.
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BREAKING: Israel has dropped a new type of bomb in Gaza. Palestinians claim it’s a “mini nuke,” but analysis suggests it is likely a thermobaric (vacuum) weapon. Thermobaric bombs detonate by dispersing a fuel–air mixture, producing a high-pressure shockwave and intense heat.
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Can't be claiming that as anything other than an OG lads.
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This is a two irn bru hangover. Not had one of those in a while.
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This is the kind of publicly available and easily researchable information that the media should be telling us, instead of platforming a circus of right wing clowns utterly devoted to spreading misery.
UK Motability Scheme – Myth Busting (for the people who’ve been misled by headlines + soundbites) MYTH 1 “Motability hands people free cars.” FACT It is not free. You sacrifice your mobility component of PIP / DLA / ADP to lease a vehicle. Motability is literally the conversion
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The lack of irony or self awareness is laughable ‘London is a scary hellhole, also here’s me confident to pose on a clean empty platform with my shopping from Selfridges’.
The decline of London is in your face. Shame on you, Sadiq Khan. Getting on tube and the whole carriage is covered in graffiti. I’ve lived here since 2004 but this is a new development. One of many that’s driving what was once the world’s greatest city to the bloody third world.
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the reason it was cancelled was because the group setting it up didn’t do the correct paperwork. seems everyone forgot how 5 months ago someone tried to kill liverpool fans during a parade, yet they want another parade to happen with less security and planning?
🚨BREAKING: A Remembrance Sunday parade in Merseyside that has taken place every year since the First World War has been CANCELLED. This is absolutely outrageous.
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If you want an Orient XI that will really terrify you, how about this: Paul Rachubka Alan Dunne Jamie Harnwell Joe Dolan Terrel Forbes (at left back) Carl Hutchings Ciaran Toner Josh Wright Jamie Scowcroft Gianvito Plasmati Sam Parkin Managed by Mauro Milanese
Managed by Witchie Wellens, Ghoul Terry, Alan McGoremack and Slime-on Royce, here is your Orient Halloween XI 😂 Who else should have made the cut? 🎃 #LOFC #OneOrient
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Kind of looking forward to them trying to square the "You'll need internet access and a smartphone" square into the "public broadband is communism and having a smartphone is middle class" circle with this one.
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Wouldn't get this kind of lazy AI nonsense in the @leytonorientear. Which is why the 300th issue comes out on Saturday.
👀 Last time out at E10, Dom Ballard scored the 105th hat-trick in Orient history! 🤯 We looked back at 'Six Of The Best' trebles over that time👇 #LOFC #OneOrient
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