DUDEwipes Profile Banner
DUDE Wipes Profile
DUDE Wipes

@DUDEwipes

Followers
37K
Following
58K
Media
4K
Statuses
46K

If you’re pooping say hello 👋

Chicago, IL
Joined August 2012
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@DUDEwipes
DUDE Wipes
4 hours
daily fart walks are a must.
@omgsidewalks
‏ً
1 day
i totally understand why people go for walks. that sht is calming asf.
4
1
20
@DUDEwipes
DUDE Wipes
6 hours
Fridays are for the farts.
17
6
44
@grok
Grok
5 days
The most fun image & video creation tool in the world is here. Try it for free in the Grok App.
0
25
282
@DUDEwipes
DUDE Wipes
1 day
a restroom turns into a panic room real quick if you've got nothing to wipe with.
3
1
17
@DUDEwipes
DUDE Wipes
1 day
It could be worse, you could be wiping ass all day.
@cruisequeeeen
CHIDINMA
2 days
Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.
0
1
6
@DUDEwipes
DUDE Wipes
1 day
How’s everybody pooping today?.
11
3
29
@DUDEwipes
DUDE Wipes
2 days
hope nobody needs a wipe right now cause we're busy!.
3
0
8
@DUDEwipes
DUDE Wipes
2 days
are we all doing the same thing right now?.
0
1
9
@DUDEwipes
DUDE Wipes
2 days
this is what we're up against.
@nypost
New York Post
2 days
I dumped my disgusting boyfriend because he refused to wipe his butt — it made me physically sick to be near him
Tweet media one
2
0
9
@DUDEwipes
DUDE Wipes
2 days
someone’s butt wipe of choice is so telling.
3
0
12
@DUDEwipes
DUDE Wipes
2 days
Where my left handed wipers at !?.
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
2 days
Today is International Lefthanders Day.
Tweet media one
6
0
33
@DUDEwipes
DUDE Wipes
2 days
Today feels like one of those days when you have a scheduled call midday and all you can do is think about it all day.
@iHeartRadio
iHeartRadio
2 days
tonight's agenda:
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
0
0
5
@DUDEwipes
DUDE Wipes
2 days
If you’re pooping say hello.
10
1
24
@DUDEwipes
DUDE Wipes
3 days
Tweet media one
@kfc
KFC
4 days
HERE, DAMN.
Tweet media one
3
1
20
@DUDEwipes
DUDE Wipes
3 days
Can confirm, shit.
@ryanpropz
ryanpropz
3 days
The Colts tried to make a pretzel that represents their logo and just made it look like a pile of shit
Tweet media one
0
2
21
@DUDEwipes
DUDE Wipes
3 days
The life of a butt wipes social media dude just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
3
1
11
@DUDEwipes
DUDE Wipes
3 days
New era, same wipe
Tweet media one
4
0
17
@DUDEwipes
DUDE Wipes
4 days
Anybody else got the late night excitement poops?.
2
0
8
@DUDEwipes
DUDE Wipes
4 days
We did.
@ycombinator
Y Combinator
4 days
Make something people want.
1
1
16
@DUDEwipes
DUDE Wipes
4 days
Ranch bowl almost as big as a toilet bowl.
@ScaredChris
Scary Chris
5 days
this meal prep shit is easy
Tweet media one
0
0
6
@DUDEwipes
DUDE Wipes
4 days
Breaking news! I just pooped.
9
2
37