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Novelist. Author of The Funeral Girl.

Joined December 2011
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5 months
Some great “I like you”s in art:
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My drug of choice is having A+ friends.
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Nice thing about being on vacation is how little you care about what’s going on in the rest of the world. Nuclear bombs could be dropped and you’re like “So cool I get to sit by the pool and read today”.
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RT @hering_david: Really enjoyed this by .@mattbucher - a funny, melancholy novel about how time is captured by work, and what happens when….
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Austin
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Imagine printing out 1500 pages of the best novel of all time at a Kinko’s
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The letter DFW wrote to Sven Birkerts that was for sale on eBay a couple months ago was purchased by the Ransom Center and is now in his archives lol.
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It’s over: the first time I get recognized out in public is at the Ransom Center for THIS TWITTER ACCOUNT (And hey, if you read this, I didn’t get your name and we’re here through the weekend if you want to maybe grab drinks or something 🙂).
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Back at the mecca (if you know, you know)
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A beautiful cover, a great title, an immensely talented friend of mine…. Can’t wait to to dig in
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24 days
Want to make a movie that does for “Red Light Special” what Babygirl did for “Father Figure”.
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I happen to know that you ain’t seen nothing yet.
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1 month
Answered a bunch of pre-op questions today that seemed contingent on having someone in the same living space, if not the same bed (“Ever been observed to stop breathing during sleep?” “Snoring ever heard through walls?”). I recognized the pathos w/o being particularly saddened.
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2 months
Not me taking advantage of my co-worker’s found-new-love energy to slack off at work.
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RT @AvnerLandes: I was fortunate enough to snag a copy of this book a few weeks ago. THE SUMMER LAYOFF is perfect for the summer, the kind….
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RT @mattbucher: Today is the official pub date for my book "The Summer Layoff." Markson fans (& anyone who's ever been laid off or said wor….
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2 months
So. like it’s always been? Some of you need to hear this: the only people who don’t struggle in their twenties are the privileged and lucky. The money, like everything else in life, just figures itself out, I swear. You just have to, you know, live longer than 2-3 decades.
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2 months
Has anyone noticed if you're under 30 in America that it's completely over and there's no hope for you to have basic living standards.
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2 months
This will probably be my go-to for “banger tweet of yours that got no love” (Is Spielberg’s A.I. no longer required viewing? 😭).
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2 months
“I. Read. And. Really. Liked. Your. Book.”
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