"Na ivo ndio Napoli ilinifanya maskini" 😂

Goalkeeper not to score alafu wa benfica anapiga kichwa Safi last minute 💔

sai before unikopeshe make sure unaeza nipiga

Leo tunaekelea damage control pale Europa. We lost the war, we didn’t lose the fight

Mum : Umeenda darasa kijana yangu? Me : Eeh Mum : Soma kwa bidii Me : (lost in Nairobi)sawa mum

Muhindi hajui consistency n ww uwache gambling Bois 😂

"Umesema nikiingia 6 asubui kesho mtakua open"

Toa haraka mbona chali yako Hajui kubet 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Me and my fellow investors visiting that one friend who didn't place a bet today.

Nimemuuliza mbona ananiacha na tumetoka mbali akaniambia tumefika😢

Kuna beste yangu nashuku alikua wa mwisho Maths kcse Kenya mzima💔😂😂

Bana hii jam ya Thika road inaboo watu wengine wahamie Ngong road na limuru.

Facebook ndio mnaita App ya watu wa Busia 😂

Hawa majamaa hukua ready kusema " umegongwa ,najua baze cheap " hukua waongo sana ,they know nothing

Ukinikol na reverse call mimi ndio nafaa kuongea wewe unyamaze

Life is too short to commit suicide. Be patient you'll eventually die

Ukitaka kujua dem hana akili utaskia dangerous words like "babe valentine inakaribia"

Pale mbele unang'ang'ana na presentation alafu mtu anasema "l can't hear you"

Kwani God alipata Adam akifanya nini ndio akaona haitakuwa vizuri akikaa pekeyake 😂💔

Chai mi hukunywa Eldoret with just 20bob Nairobi ni 50 , Chapo ya 20 huku ni 40 alafu mandazi ya ten ni 35. Nahurumia sana comrades wa Nairobi bana , it shall not be well anytime soon