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crazy how a tiny sperm can turn into a giant toxic ass, ungrateful ass, cashapp begging ass hoe so fast

True maturity is understanding that this is a terrible, terrible idea.

“DON’T ANSWER THE DOOR FOR NOBODY”

the older i get the more i realize that you can’t tell your friends everything either.

This is gayer than being gay

locking in and seeing no results

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump says he’d be allowed to serve a 3RD TERM in 2028 via running for vice president, then the president stepping down But, “I wouldn't do that. I think it's too cute.” 😂

New California law requires booster seat for kids & teens ages 8-16 years old! 😮‍💨

The entire US economy right now is 7 companies sending a trillion fake dollars back and forth to each other

MUST WATCH! President Trump dances at Malaysian arrival ceremony. 📹 @MargoMartin47

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The universe is too organized to be random.

White people don't clean their asses properly, and they want to act like the harbinger of cleanliness.

This is what robots are supposed to be doing not writing scripts and making art

This gyal I had a thing with got engaged and unfollowed me everywhere. That’s a good woman right there. God bless their marriage.

I need to go back to reading extensively My grammar is deteriorating

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my girl just texted me this morning that I left my Liverpool jersey at her place last night I’m a Manchester United fan