I'll repeat, since lots of people are still asking: Do not play versions prior to 1.12 in multiplayer until a fix has been confirmed.

A critical security issue has been found that affects Minecraft. If you have the game running, please shut down all running instances of the game and Launcher and restart - your Launcher will automatically download the fix.

We're hiring a developer at @Minehut! Check out the post for info and to apply: https://t.co/wQD5ZLq1z9

You're eyes aren't fooling you, we totally just deployed an app from GitHub in less than a minute. Start deploying your apps for free with App Platform.

I unplugged my bluetooth adapter to charge my mouse and whenever I see it on my desk I think it's a snack and want to eat it.

day 4 prompt: "pet": It's nap time for Bad and all his pets #mcytartfestDIG @mcytartfest #badboyhalofanart

"How long have you been playing minecraft?" Me: 8 years "How many times have you beaten minecraft?" Me:

What do you call a firetruck that is on fire?

I was going to tweet something today but I forgot what I was going to tweet...

I've come to the conclusion that I've unlocked the Dad Sneeze ability without being a Dad.