Connor Burns Comedy
@ConnorBurns3
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VERTIGO TOUR ON SALE - LINK BELOW
Edinburgh
Joined May 2018
We quite like a Fife accent tbh 😉 Catch @ConnorBurns3 at the King's Theatre this March as part of ✨GICF25✨ 🎟🔗 - https://t.co/bnBwDOgUeA
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Serious Question: if a bomb went off at a Fontaines DC concert, who would be left to bake sourdough?
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Mad that they kicked off the squirrels but a spice head can just walk up and down a train screaming bible passages at people and not even receive direct eye contact.
Two squirrels who boarded a rush hour train to Gatwick forced operators to cancel the service Read more🔗 https://t.co/3ppwzcJSrc
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Dublin: 22nd November Vienna: 10th December On sale now https://t.co/3xYugwkPso
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"Look at him." @ConnorBurns3 talks about the difficulties of watching the Olympics with your partner🏊♂️ #BreakingTheNews Listen again📰@BBCRadioScot Stream & Subscribe @BBCSounds🔊 @BBCEdFest 🎪 https://t.co/ROttuAzG5N
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Apparently an attempt had also been made on Biden’s life as an assassin hands him a Sudoku. #Trump #TrumpAssasinationAttempt
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Gareth Southgate uses a dental dam to lick a stamp #euros #Southgate
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Wonder if somewhere there’s a Rat called Ben desperately trying to convince his rat pals that Michael Jackson wrote a song about him.
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Sorry ladies… looks like the bear isn’t the safe option either… #BearOrMan #beargrylls #russellbrand
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Lovely to be included in the Heralds recommendations for @GlasgowComedy Tix: https://t.co/cZRmgP36em
Also my choice of what to see at this year's @GlasgowComedy Festival. In particular @IOmielan @MarjoleinR & @ConnorBurns3
https://t.co/xN8rD1wAKZ
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Second show also nearly sold out! Can’t believe it
Only a handful of tickets left for @ConnorBurns3 's half-five show tomorrow. 🌟😍 Hurry tickets will go quick- https://t.co/EBG0WWbo16
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