lol no way Wordle 1,230 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@DontStopOrWell1 you rule and if you somehow ever come to Winnipeg I’ll be front row

My absolute favourite song to sing and if you don’t like it we can’t be friends

One of my least favourite Hip songs but anyway…

Making this my ring tone

happy hobbit day

It’s a lazy cat danglin’ afternoon

Having fun

lol my friend has a new feature on his phone

Fish are heading to the finals (Alt: Winnipeg Goldeyes celebrating their home win in the third and deciding Western Championship game)

One of those days in which I’ve had a “this should be working but it isn’t” incident and a totally separate “this shouldn’t work but it is.”

The cheap showiness of nature

Did this before agreeing to a soccer game tonight. I’m too old for this shit.

This is not how to use a chair, boy.

this is bullshit.

Chill, squirrel.

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every episode of ReBoot, for 2 seasons, starts with Bob saying, "They say the User lives outside the net and inputs games for pleasure. No one knows for sure, but I intend to find out." This is never -- not once -- not for a second -- explored in the show.

I make a da pesto

Ain’t bought comics in a long time. Hellboy is by far my favourite series. Let’s goooo!