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@Coach_MU
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@Coach_MU
13 years
#TweetLikeYourCoach . don't even think about it you winless, unathletic, scums.
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I could lose every game for 3 years and my job would still be safe. Who would ever take this job.
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13 years
So happy that's over with. Go seniors I guess?.
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13 years
#MUFootball terrible athletes, and team of losers.
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“@amodie51: @Coach_MU center #63 5'11 215 can't miss me come say hi at practice one day;)” whatever you say chodie. Christ my teams gay.
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13 years
It's a long season. We will turn it around this week #RoadtoPlayoffs.
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Sucks sandy didn't fuck our field up. Really not trying to have another game this season.
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I never tell anyone my real job when I'm at a bar wayyy to embarrassing.
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Film with all the coaches is great, we spend the whole time just laughing at our quarterbacks.
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I need a bye week in the worst way.
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. Seriously who are we playing this week.
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13 years
The kids keep asking if we can run shotgun, I just shrug and say maybe every time . I don't even know what they're talking about.
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13 years
“@amodie51: @Coach_MU we have our off day on Monday #learnyourshit #rookiemistake” what position do you even play.
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13 years
"Like what can I even say to these kids before the game, do your best and have fun?".
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Best part about #MUFootball is never having to go scout teams, we could play middle schoolers and it be close. We'd still probably lose.
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Tuesday boozday, fuck these kids.
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13 years
Idek who we're playing this week #MUFootball.
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13 years
Everyone hates Mondays. Especially me. Back to practice #MUFootball.
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“@dasauceboss93: The few, the proud, the offensive linemen. http://t.co/grDgBVOX” keep grinding boys.
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13 years
"Coaches coach, players play". Not my fault you guys can't tackle. Or block. Or run. Or really do anything.
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