Ever want tips on containment, just let me know.

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Looking to see how long it takes to get banned from this dumpster fire. #gooutwithabang.

#monkeypox.

(part 3) #Security seems to be a joke with @TMobile. It was insane to think that during part of this process, T-Mobile suggested to have the SIM card replaced and get a new phone number. At another point it was 'just'get a new SIM. The latter would have ended the same.

Part 2: it took us over 2 months to figure out that this other person had been receiving every message intended for my MIL. My MIL also got the messages so was not aware. Personal (e.g. home address, birthday) and health/HIPPA information was shared. (Cont).

Spent 4.5 hours (no joke) on the phone with @TMobile today. Because my MIL's new line was misconfigured and all her calls and text messages were also being sent to another person. If you know anything about SIM cards, you'd say this is impossible. But then there's DIGITS. (Cont).

After a 37 game streak of 💯 wins, my Friday is officially fucked. #Wordle

Been holding on to this gem for quite some time. Anyone know if #TigerKing would be interested? 85 #transam V8, 305 TPI. Other #Tigers fans interested, I'm in the #Detroit area. 🐅🐯

I agree with Forest Gump. Life *IS* like a box of chocolates. It just seems to be 100 degrees and sunny out for us and the chocolates are a puddle of goo. In related news: now the fridge is dead.

That's an awesome feature.

Are you (or someone you know) looking for an amazing opportunity gain experience supporting a user base of over 17,000 people? Interested in #devops as it relates to helping teams manage their work? Looking to work with an awesome…

I feel like this one's not bad if it was a result of 'we tried to fix the issue this way, and it didn't work.' If it's 'we said we'd do something and didn't do anything and here we are facing x again' it's almost a meta retro - what stopped us from taking action to improve?.

IDK, as a facilitator I find value in time boxing. Ideally, if you know you only have 7 min, you'll prioritize putting up the most important things first. It's ok to run out of time because walking out of the retro the team should only be focused on fixing 1 maybe 2 things.

Wouldn't say I'm a #fitness buff, but I just lost 5 pounds in 30 days. What's my secret? It's easy: just throw your kitchen sink in the garbage and start using your bathroom on the opposite side of the house as your kitchen sink. Instant extra walking everyday. 😎💪.

Making progress! Please RT to help spread the word.

If you know our story, you know that even an RT to spread the word on this would be incredibly helpful.

Containment up!

Learning through the school of hard knocks on how to be a mold remediator. This was my 4am under kitchen sink adventure. That's about an inch to inch and half of water.

So excited my #Kickstarter project was approved. Getting ready for launch, any suggestions? Raising funds for a project related to #cooking and #foodallergies.