UDA wants to pick both running mates — for itself and for Azimio. Does that makes sense to anyone with a single brain cell?

Nairobi is a very peculiar place. You decide to host a bash, invite your friends, including the ones who are married and the only question they all ask is whether there will be girls.

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Hehe RT @_samini_: Lmao he has a stalker .... in his head @qush_jay: @AyiroChahilu your account is protected why?

And doing some shit RT @EarlEarn: Who took out Mr. Skilllz in dis streets? Or is he in di sheets? Hehe.

Hehe RT @Wesbruce17: Unamdai? "@EarlEarn: Who is Grant Brooke?"

hehe RT @masaku_: But tuliambiwa tusichezee mungu -_- RT @kibet_vince: Its time to play to God to protect our nation

Doing what she likes

Nadai kuota nikichoma..

Hongera kaka @TonyKivs: Yo boy finally came through.I graduate."

Wollan RT @EarlEarn: Pansy cooks nice chapati! The ring is coming dear ;) bless you :)

Good luck to Louis Van Gaal as the new manager of @ManUtd also to Giggsy as no.2. Hope they get #mufc back to the top where we belong.

True RT @kimarikenneth: Yani Ashley Cole not wanting to play for England is news more than Man city winning the league

I need to make a come back somewea

looooooove? RT @EarlEarn: Girl I wana give you good love,good love,good loooove. ABigTchune

Kuturn up Sunday isn't a good idea

Girl ur behind is a killer...hehe

Alcohol is never the answer. Unless the question is, "How do you get your wife to have sex with you?"