My discipline, marketing, has been under attack in recent years for its manipulative tendencies..brands deploy ‘dark’ marketing strategies. As one specialising in political marketing, it’s my public service to sensitise voters on these manipulative strategies politicians may use.
Ghana girls eh..so I met this beautiful girl at a pharmacy some days ago, took her contact number and then we started texting on WhatsApp..she kept asking, “what do you do?”..I felt it was a bit interesting so I told her, “I’m the General Secretary for the ‘Kpakpakpa’ Ghana
Kiddo, congratulations on your performance of the last ‘rite of passage’ from the family’s unspoken rule that now warrants you to bring a man home. As an elder brother enforcing the unspoken rule in our family of no one giving a woman’s hand in marriage without her completing a
“The Yvonne Nelson book turn cocaine oh”…words of a staff of the University of Ghana Book Shop..apparently the book was supplied again this afternoon and it finished in less than an hour..you now have to preorder..I’m happy for her!
So are all these academic awards useless because a cleaner with citizenship abroad has easier access to securing a US visa and earns more in monthly salary than her in Ghana? You no get sense! Congratulations my dear 🥳
A title they can never have and a gown they can never wear! If you think say PhD no be anything, do am make we see! sia banku! Tell him to get a PhD in the Netherlands with his passport!
Mr Ablakwa
@S_OkudzetoAblak
, you have enviably distinguished yourself in the history of parliamentary politics in our fourth republic and certainly you are worth emulating..you are a role model to many young Ghanaians aspiring to hold public office with dignity, integrity and
Today, I launch my campaign. I call it the ‘ANY BODY BUT BAWUMIA’ campaign. I am going to run this campaign as long as Bawumia eyes the presidency. I need the support of citizens not spectators. Join me! Aluta Continua ✊🏾
#ABBB
If Ama governor was fit to be a law student and wasn’t sacked, then she’s fit to be a lawyer. Call her to the bar and leave the assessment of her morals and social values to the law firms and organisations to decide her employability!
You sat at home and you make mockery of those who dared to show up at the demonstration for being arrested?! You must be crazy! Ghana youth, you must be crazy! I’m the closest any protester could get to the JulorbiHouse without getting arrested and you laugh at me for escaping
Come and tell us your side of the story ah, you came to slut-shame her and you expect us to hail you, nonsense! Who has unprotected sex with a perceived ’whore’, impregnates her and admonishes her to keep it? King Sark!
Inasmuch as I agree that we were swindled by these two political fraudsters, Akufo-Addo and Bawumia in 2016, I also acknowledge that we Ghanaians were right in teaching you the bitter lesson of leadership which is, ‘the people take back the power they give you when they’re
The kind of partner you get involved with is a depiction of who you are..you made a song to tell us that she is a ‘whore’ so we dismiss her account and believe yours? Rubbish!..if she was all the things you said, why did you get involved with her?
First they said you are an actor and wasn’t serious, then they said your farming was a joke and then they said you weren’t an alumnus of UG..now look at you! Keep making yourself proud bro
@johndumelo
.
“Charley, the GES sacking the Chiana SHS students matter all be scheme. Mark it on this wall, you go see say morrow Addo dee go come grant the students amnesty then them go use am as PR. All be format.”-JS
I gave you an opportunity to be paid more than NSS pays and be retained after, in a growing firm..you rejected it because the name of the firm didn’t sound like a ‘top’ firm..hmm they don’t listen, making the same mistakes we made!
They always deceive you that they’re good, you vote for them then they come and show you their true colours..as for me, you know me already, I’m bad and I won’t hide it but I’ll get the job done..take me as I am!
Summary of his message to Ghanaians.
I lost friends for criticising Mahama in 2016…I’m losing friends now for criticising Nana Addo and particularly Bawumia..many don’t want to associate with me anymore even family. That’s fine! For family and friends who are concerned about my safety because you think these people
You are the chairman of the Ghana Police Service Council, you’ve not said anything to condemn what happened to us yesterday and you’ll mount campaign platforms and be shouting ‘it is possible’ that we, Ghanaians should vote for you to be President? Ei nanka ya kua!
Please, if you see that I have dyed my hair white and using a walking stick, this is the reason. So yesterday I lost a training gig that I was highly recommended for by an authority in the area..the facilitators approved after perusing my profile..because of this training,
The chair to sit on, I won’t give you!
The text book to read, I won’t give you!
I will rather promise to give you a laptop that has text books on it and then you can sit on the laptop in class.
#kill2birdswith1stone
#itispossiblewithalie
This guy really thought we were going to hail him for this song…my dear, if your boyfriend likes this song just know that you’re with a ‘bush boy’..no gentleman thinks it’s cool for a man to say what he said about a woman he has been involved with.
Dear NPP ‘Foolsoldier’,
We acknowledge that Mahama appointed
@barkervogues
, one of our chief conveners, as his Director for Opposition Affairs. We know he worked assiduously in Wuhan to bring to being COVID-19 that affected your govt ability to be economically competent by
You have every reason not to choose this path but you have allowed every reason to put you on this path..you are an inspiration bro
@barkervogues
#OccupyJulorbiHouse
We won’t wait for posterity to judge Nana Addo, our generation now has judged him and he is the worst president in our fourth republic.
#OccupyJulorbiHouse
You have been used against yourself…you cried to win the heart of the nation last week, today, we cried, and you’ve lost our hearts.
#OccupyJulorbiHouse
I was selected from Ghana by the U.S. Department of State and CRDF Global to attend a symposium on 'Guarding Against Advanced Threats: Risks of Doing Business with Prohibited Proliferator State PMCs in Africa’ which commenced today. This was a very humbling and informative
Inasmuch as I identify as a global citizen, Ghana is and will always be my first love, my home country..this is why I’m passionate about seeing Ghana get better but sometimes this strong resolve gets weakened by news like this and I ask myself if Ghana is really worth sacrificing
The supernatural power of politics!
It’s only politics that can make a Muslim have more anointing oil poured on his head than a Christian of over 35 years..
Such a shame our relationship with you is ending this way...you were tipped to be that man Ghana needed for transformation but you turned out to be that man Ghana should have avoided..you injected a lot of hope into us, you made us very optimistic and we believed Ghana was
I’m starting to observe this as a Ghanaian thing..no body wants to sit in the front row seats at events..we always have to be prompted to come forward. We must interrogate reasons behind this..I think it’s mostly out of low self confidence.
Me! No matter how promiscuous I think a woman is, once we have done ‘something’ before, I’ll speak well of you everywhere I find myself and it’s only because doing that is just like me speaking well of myself. You are who you ‘chop’!
Yes! It appeared that was their profiling technique (arrest anyone in a politically motivated attire). A police man saw me in my Nkrumah T-shirt and started questioning me but I had to lie that I work at the Tourist Information Centre opposite Afrikiko and that we were waiting to
👨🏾🍳🇬🇭✊🏾: I’m being told a young man who was actually on his way to play basketball this morning(not part of the protestors) got arrested. His crime? Wearing a black tee with a print of Marcus Garvey picture on it.
His mother was here earlier to see her son and they just won’t
This country eh! someone has written her memoir too you say she wants to destroy someone’s marriage..what about her and what she has been through?..her story and our reaction to it is the exact depiction of our society.
I’m starting a
#BlameBawumia
campaign as a counter to the manipulative tactics Bawumia is deploying now by saying that he wasn’t a part of the failures of this govt. Prior to 2016 elections, Bawumia told Ghanaians that the Veep’s office has been a rubber stamp and that he’ll
And you don’t back your daughters marrying us? We must be careful what we entertain in the name of politics..Imams, please also back your daughters when they decide to marry us..
A new dawn, a renewed vision, a new campaign!
Today, I launch the ‘Not Fit For President’ campaign. I am convicted that Dr Bawumia is not fit for president and this, I will advocate till he decides to stop running for the presidency.
#NotFitForPresident
#NFFP
Someone said Bawumia’s ambition to be President is like a national test of the citizenry’s reasoning ability, we’re practically being tested to see if we’re stupid..or whether we’re angry and I couldn’t agree more..it is a test we mustn’t fail.
I just passed by Makola market and there was slow traffic so I had time to do some observation..charley! the way women dey Makola eh..single brothers, if you’re looking for a wife, go to Makola..trust me, you’ll be spoilt for choice!
There’s an emergency, you need to get to Kumasi from Accra ASAP. A transport company promises to take you in less than an hour using an aircraft…you agreed, paid and got to Kotoka International Airport only to see a bus there that’ll drive you to Kumasi for 5 hours. As a
Those saying I have something against Bawumia don’t seem to get it that, it is rather Bawumia who has something against me, us, Ghanaians. How can you give us hope in 2016, disappoint us now and have the nerves to contest for presidency?
In 2016, they were vocal on their pulpits and altars talking about the state of the economy..their sermons were centred on leadership and now they’re mute! As for me I stop dey go dema churches all..hypocrites!
Those whom the gods wish to destroy, they first deprive of reason..first, you elect Bawumia as flagbearer, now, you want to select Napo as running mate..eeii
Be on social media and keep defending this uncouth behaviour by him…in deep introspection one day and hindsight, he would wish he hadn’t entered the studio to make that song..he is no landlord!
I need help! Especially from those who alleged that this massive over 300,000 crowd that pulled up for Alan was a rented one..how could he have paid all of them? Well, I need help to find them, my client has the money..he needs just 10,000 people on the streets of Accra to walk
This is why I keep saying that Mahama and the NDC will make a grievous mistake if they start promising Ghanaians ‘heaven on earth’ going into election 2024…even the NPP will dare not do that..they know how reckless they’ve been and the damage they’ve caused..hence, their focal
The moment you become critical and you criticise govt, they say you’re a member of the opposition party and because you don’t want that association, you go silent..I will never go mute, they can even tag me as Mahama’s son still the health minister must resign for the 15 dead
This is me trying to bath this morning..Akufo Addo and Bawumia, Ayekoo! thank you for the water not flowing in our taps..the battle is still the Lord’s and it is possible!
ANAS! ANAS! ANAS!
It appears you’re going to cut short the short-cut presidential aspirations of the short-lived economic messiah. In short, I’m short of words!
This man, Nana Addo Dankwa Akufo-Addo, is really bent on being adjudged as the worst ever president in our fourth republic. Ghana has indeed witnessed the worst! What a shame! I feel so sad as a Ghanaian under his presidency and I’ll forever regret the day I stood in that ballot
If they tag you NDC, just know that you’re doing something right! I’ll forever speak up until that canker of bad leadership in Ghana is removed. They get their bots, pseudo accounts to insult me everyday! l have a tough skin! I have a strong mind! You can’t break me! This is what
You say our man
@barkervogues
go do coup so make ecome court, we come too ah you say judge no dey eeii Ghana! Ego bee bi this? Someone you suspect who wants to attack your democracy, you set a date for him to appear before your court, he comes and your judge doesn’t show up..Hm!
Today, Bawumia would officially attempt to disassociate himself from the Akufo Addo regime with the ‘same philosophy but different paths’ propaganda. This is a deceitful narrative. Nothing has changed and is going to change. Bawumia is the same. He’s going to lie, over promise
You see why some of us can’t do this partisan politics thing..this man was so convicted that Bawumia isn’t the man for the job..I listened to his address and he highlighted the incompetencies of Bawumia, now all of a sudden, he believes in Bawumia and that we should give him a
My ‘ANY BODY BUT BAWUMIA’ campaign is to empower you to know that even you are a better choice than Bawumia to become president. A failed Vice President should never be given the mandate to become a President.
@AmeyawDebrah
I choose you over Bawumia. Send your head shots to the
We the citizens will also do whatever it takes to make Bawumia lose 2024 elections. You think you can take Ghanaians for granted. Have you forgotten so soon the power of the people? Have you forgotten 2016?
#NotFitForPresident
#NFFP
Seeing some highlights from yesterday discussing the
#OccupyJulorbiHouse
protest, I’m tempted to believe that
@utvghana
pays those who appear on their
#UnitedShowbiz
program to deliberately say things to generate engagements after the show..Ah! A bunch of half-witted arguments
Where is everybody?! The way the JulorbiHouse is heavily armed eh..this is how I told the Uber driver to continue and take me to Osu Castle..Nana Addo but why? Dampare but why? Hmmm
#OccupyJulorbiHouse
Oh Ghana Twitter nation, you cook saa right now you all be NDC, Ah well!
#WeAreNPP
say take your twitter make them take dema facebook..make we go occupy there anaa?
#OccupyJulorbiHouse
My professor
@thePOE_T
sat me down after the
#FixTheCountry
protest in 2021 and said, “you’re an activist so participating in protests is good, I understand, but what I can’t understand is why you’re training to be an academic and you won’t sit down and write a paper on protests
So this is what we should hail your king and landlord for?..no gentleman speaks like this about a woman he has been with no matter what..money changed his appearance but certainly didn’t refine him..men praising this should be ashamed of themselves.
Why would you want an ‘ashawo’ you’re involved with to have a baby she said is yours when you most likely weren’t sure the baby was yours? What was the motivation to tell her to keep the baby? Probe and you may find out that he’s lying!
Can the
@GhPoliceService
please show us where they’ve taken our arrested brothers and sisters? I have combed the outer perimeter of the Police headquarters and I don’t see any sign of them.
#OccupyJulorbiHouse
My Aunt asked recently, “why are you wasting time and haven’t settled down?”..I replied “there’s no rush, I’m not wasting time and even marriage isn’t attractive anymore looking at the research statistics”..she replied, “marry and stop this nonsense research thing, the PhD is
The way Ablakwa dey expose these thieves in this govt and those connected to it eh, if them get proper hardcore corruption evidence against am like by this time them bring am out longtime..no one can deceive us this election year oh!