One last push for the YouTube channel quest for 100k. I’m about 7k away and want that goddamn plaque to show grandma so bad. Hit the link, hit subscribe 🫡
I’m at Garde Manger in Montreal for dinner. On the menu there’s an option to “buy a round of beers for the cooks” for 18 bucks. Never ordered something faster in my life.
Today marks 1 year since I worked my last shift in a professional kitchen and took the leap to be a “content creator” and full time caregiver to my grandma. Thank you from the bottom of the place where my heart used to be. Forever grateful to you all 🫡
Wow! Elmo is glad he asked! Elmo learned that it is important to ask a friend how they are doing. Elmo will check in again soon, friends! Elmo loves you.❤️
#EmotionalWellBeing
Merry Christmas to those that celebrate. Happy long weekend to those that don’t. If you’re working today or tomorrow, you’re appreciated. To those that aren’t here to celebrate, you’re missed. And for those that feel especially alone during these times - you’re not. Be well ✌️
Grandma just made me go across the street to pay the neighbor kid because she forgot to pay him to shovel her driveway….35 YEARS AGO. The man is now in his mid to late 40s.
I was put on this earth to make sure my grandmother is taken care of. Lady has buried all 3 of her kids. She has nobody else on this rock but me. Everything else is superfluous.
Some dude wrote me a long winded email about how I shouldn’t swear in my content because kids might be watching…. *ahem* it isn’t MY responsibility to raise YOUR children.
Gentle reminder that your turkey should already be out of the freezer, in the fridge, thawing if not completely thawed already. And if you’re deep frying it, please for the love of fuck, test for liquid displacement first.
At the airport heading to Las Vegas… I hear a familiar voice…. “10/10 would eat”. Someone’s watching my videos out loud 😂😂 use headphones ffs there’s kids around.
People ask me “why do you swear so much?” It’s pretty simple:
- I’m a product of my environment
- I’m kinda dumb
- my vocabulary is limited
- most importantly…. because I fucking feel like it.
I don’t trust people who actively don’t cuss.
ChefReactions posted a video reacting to someone making an amazing looking apple pie, and Jason Biggs replied 😂 this made my day
@JasonBiggs
@ChefReactions
Fuck it - it’s 100% an asshole move to bring a baby to a fine dining/Michelin star restaurant. Find a sitter, or don’t go. And this only applies to “fancy” places. *ducks*
When my mom died a few years ago, night time was the hardest. When the rest of the house was asleep I was alone with my thoughts and grief so I started watching
@WWE
again. The nostalgia was a powerful coping mechanism. Today Im going to
#summerslam
. Hope they have
@peacock
in…
48 of my 72 hours down in Chicago, and I can honestly say I’ve never fallen in love with a city as quickly like I have here. ZERO chance I ever come here in the winter though.
Took grandma on live for like 5 minutes. Haven’t seen her smile like that in a long time. Yukkin’ it up. Thanks for all the bday wishes - she translates her browser from English to croatian so she’s reading them!
Another great thing about caring for an elderly person is how my primary concern 24/7 is her health and safety, yet she doesn’t GIVE A SINGLE SOLITARY FUCK AND STILL TRIES TO DO SHIT LIKE SHES 35 YEARS OLD. Bless her.
I can’t understand what part of my videos makes people so goddamn angry. I talk about food. Sometimes it’s good food, most of the time it’s awful food. It ain’t that serious.
Shocked the dude working the drive thru didn’t dump this idiots shit on the ground and walk away. Fuck everything about this. And if you do this to food service workers fuck you too.