There's nothing better at destroying creativity than a sense of urgency and a push for results.

"What is this OOO in her email?" "Out of office." "Ah, I should have known. But I thought it was something for Halloween - like OooooOoOoOo." 🤪👻🎃 @MeetingBoy

This made me laugh ... then cry a little.

My autistic 10yr old daughter, who hardly ever chooses to read or write, banged this out on the computer yesterday. She’d be over the moon & maybe inspired to write more often if it got some likes & RTs.

A very Toronto headline.

Have you ever seen some syntax, but had no idea what it was? New experimental thing to help with that: https://t.co/FA8KxQj9N6

i may have an unhealthy obsession with typing "clear" in my terminal i LOVE it. rolls off the fingers so great

Made an SVG animated login avatar, with the help of some trigonometry & GSAP. #animation #UX #gsap https://t.co/nfWVd0D4va

Using webpack for my "hello world" app

"What's the most used language in programming?" "Profanity."

Elon Musk: I'm putting people on Mars! Developers: Fantastic, more timezones to support.

When her dad denies your request for her hand in marriage

Aye nah fuck this game

Steps to Browsing a Website in 2018: 1. okay I'll accept cookies 2. yeah okay I'll disable my adblocker 3. sorry I don't want to sign up for your newsletter ... 15. *closes tab*

"They had to be true, because if they weren't, nobody would have the imagination to invent them." - G. H. Hardy on Srinivasa Ramanujan's theorems. Happy Birthday to Srinivasa Ramanujan, as authentic an example of a native mathematical genius as we are likely to ever find.

I still weep every time I see this:

Pretty sure a programmer wrote Sprint's new slogan.

Levels of programmer enlightenment: - my software is shit - all software is shit - everything is shit