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liFesTyle | TrAveL | gRatiTudE | hEre's mY sTøry foR tHe HiStoRy books 🌴 welcome to my world 🌍

Nevada, Kenya
Joined November 2017
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@Chelaa_03
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Kimuzi: Small Wigs are piece of trash. Elon:
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@_MtuTano
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Kills me to date😂😂😂
@gidikariuki
gids
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Every single time I see ice cream ata kwa duka or van, I remember that one legendary tweet
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@osoroKE
Fafa Mukuru
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Kama sio hizo polka dots ningechukua
@Hey__Z
Kamùdù Dragon
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Mtanipea 57,000 shillings for this PS5 ? 📞0716985789
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@LeeRussian
LeRoy
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H ey
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@Kimuzi_
Kimuzi
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From tomorrow sitakua najibu smallwigs. My ego won't allow. I won't stoop that low. Ata nyinyi mkazane mfike Mahali nko. Anyone below 50k followers, jiongeleshe replies. Small wigs deserve nothing. Siko hapa empowering smallwigs.
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@clare9669
Clare❤️
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I'm writing this with a heavy heart because I need to heal. I was sexually harassed close to three times while working at The Bull by Karen meat factory. I couldn't report this to the police for fear of my boss who happens to have been the head of delivery for Uhuru's regime.
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@Osama_otero
Sir-Rap-A-Lot
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I make big money. I drive big cars. Everybody know me.
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@Osama_otero
Sir-Rap-A-Lot
2 days
Lecturers wanafaa kumuwa na plan B 🤣
@abdallah99_fx
abdallah
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hey @Osama_otero si uambie dad alipe lectures bana,, naona mahindi imefika quater,,na sijachase degree😂 ama your enemies should suffer
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@Osama_otero
Sir-Rap-A-Lot
2 days
Kuna ndege ya 2:20AM imepita saa hii. Walahi hii imebeba hadi malorry.
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@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
3 days
kendrick lawama
@ComedianMwirigi
HIM🐐
3 days
☯️
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@JUJA_KOT
Juja_finnest💥
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" iPhone users wakiingia washrooms wapate kuna kioo"
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@osoroKE
Fafa Mukuru
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Tiktok huwa mwaki saidi
@thee_alfa_house
THEE ALFA HOUSE
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A wave of people, united by TikTok, overflowed Bishop Ben's JCM Church to celebrate Kaluma Boy. WATCH 👇
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@Kenyan_Coco
Kenyaan_coco
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Kama unajua uko na good music taste nitumie link ya Spotify blend niskize😆
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@polo_kimanii
MethoDman
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Kuna level ingine ukifika financially,the possibility of you ever becoming poor adds upto zero. Because you have so much money to move around. Kuna jamaa wanajiitanga venture capitalists. These guys basically look for start-ups with potential,they buy shares and invest massively.
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@osoroKE
Fafa Mukuru
5 days
Ngumu!
@Makori_254KE
Mandela ✊
5 days
@osoroKE Ambia @KFCinKenya that Kasoro is craving for Burgers
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@osoroKE
Fafa Mukuru
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Leta tarehe jomba
@Gidi014
Gidi🍃
6 days
Oya @osoroKE , Kasoro tunamkaribisha kwa hii dunia na sherehe kubwa. Nyama is on me. Ronaldo wawili hapa watatosha?
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@osoroKE
Fafa Mukuru
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Mr Sakeraut nilidhani huwa unafunga watoto na matawi ya mandizi.
@abuyamasta
Masta
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@Osama_otero
Sir-Rap-A-Lot
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Pepsi wameingia soko, coca cola wameamua kuanza kucheza rough
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@osoroKE
Fafa Mukuru
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Ehh ameshiba, ata amenirequest nimsaidie kumaliza food imebaki.
@araplimo39
Sir Limo
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Jambo @osoroKE mtoto wetu amekula lunch?
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