0-9 UMass vs. 2-7 Northern Illinois. Wedseday night #MACtion. 36 degrees. Worst stadium in college football. Worst two offenses in FBS. Does it get any more sicko than this?!

We’re donating 100% of our November Patreon earnings to those displaced by the Olympia Drive fire in Amherst. Let’s rally behind our community and help the UMass family rebuild. ❤️ Donate directly: https://t.co/Yx4ps9xXgQ Patreon: https://t.co/xmaX5BomuX

UMass, maybe don’t do the yelling rodent bit on the scoreboard when we’re getting absolutely throttled, thank you.

Omaha is one of just a few schools who use warmup pucks that aren’t blank. I was lucky enough to have one land at my feet tonight 😂

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The possibilities for this were infinitely more fun/cool than what was pumped out. I will never advocate for AI work over creatives (not the point of this tweet), but I made this with AI in literally two minutes, and look how much more fun/natural it feels.

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WAKE UP #NEWMASS NATION, IT’S UMASS HOCKEY GAMEDAY! 7PM AGAINST STONEHILL AT WARRIOR ICE ARENA IN BOSTON. LET’S. GO. BOYS. STAY UNDEFEATED!

Pain.

WAY too much Red Sox on my feed this week for me to not do at least a LITTLE victory lap. GGs Boston, see you guys next year 😘

Just wrote this email to @UMassChancellor regarding the complete failure of UMass Athletics over the 10 years of @UMassADBamford's tenure as Athletic Director. It's a fucking travesty that I even have to write this email to ask for some accountability here. We need change.

The damage that @UMassADBamford has done to @UMassAthletics is genuinely heartbreaking. A once proud department is just a laughing stock, and he continues to get the chance to sully the brand further. Unforgivable.

Another embarrassing night to call myself a UMass fan/alum. If it weren’t for the hockey program I’d be so far removed from anything that has to do with this school.

Surely we can expect to hear the goal song back this season at Mullins after hearing it play at McGuirk… right?

Tonight’s @IronBirds broadcast team! 🔥 Going live from Ripken Stadium with my guest color analyst @CameronGuzzo at 6:55 pm! Watch or listen on @MLB TV, @MiLB TV or Bally Live! #Birdland #Orioles #LetsFly

Let’s go, can’t wait! 🔥 Make sure to tune in tonight to see me either kick start my broadcasting career, or make a fool out of myself on live TV!

I’m fired up to have @CameronGuzzo join me as my color analyst on tonight’s @IronBirds broadcast! 😎 Pregame show @ 6:55 & first pitch @ 7:05. Broadcast details listed below! ⤵️ This is gonna be a ton of fun! 🔥 #Birdland #LetsFly #MLB #MiLB

I tried to eat as many calories as possible in the all-you-can-eat seats (Terra Club) at Nationals Park! 🌭

This is the S’mores Quesadilla, a new dessert item that you can find at Citizens Bank Park, home of the Philadelphia Phillies! Let me know which stadium foods I should try next!

I bought the $50 mystery bag at Yankee Stadium, and here’s everything that was inside! W or L this one? 🤔