The Real Scholes
@C_Jay28
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Football Manager addict, Simon Pegg/Keith Lemon/Max Branning/Mitch lookalike and Beard Oil provider
Hemel Hempstead
Joined August 2010
Harry Potter is extremely overrated as a Quidditch player. Here are the facts: First, he has an equipment advantage. Year 1: he didn't even try out. McGonagall just put him on the team. Then he gets a Nimbus 2000 while everyone else is on discount, budget, school-issued brooms
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The Yanks it again, that ball is at least three times too big. It needs to be smaller before the start of the tournament ๐ค
Jude Bellingham reveals the official FIFA World Cup 2026 match ball. ๐ฅ
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Q4 eve. Don't forget to leave a glass of Huel and a Zoe cookie out for Steven Bartlett tonight or you won't hit your KPIs ๐๐๐ฐ
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โข When are you going to accept your system is not working here? You only won 8 Premier League games. People find it easy to play against you." ๐จ๐ฃ๏ธ ๐ก๐๐ช: Amorim: "I won't change my philosophy. If they want it changed, you change the man."
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๐ฃ๏ธManchester United require last-minute penalty to beat newly-promoted Burnley. ๐ฃ๏ธLiverpool dig deep to earn deserved last-minute victory against dogged Burnley outfit.
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Anti migration and multiculturalism people enjoying food stands that exist only because of migration and multiculturalism is ๐ https://t.co/yVHuh0nvO6
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heโs from fucking peru
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New hotel EXPOSED !๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ ๐ฆ
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The Championship has always been the MADDEST league in the world. This season has been no different. Here are the biggest WTF moments of 2024/25. You need to see thisโฆ THREAD ๐งถ
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If you watch anything on social media today, make sure it's this video from West Ham. It raises awareness about suicide bereavement and hits hard. โค๏ธโ Such a powerful short film. ๐ https://t.co/7gH8ebm1nd
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