Lady Zen 🇿🇦🇬🇧
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I like dinosaur socks 🦕 🦖 Am described as a big, lanky Smurf by some. I live in Scotland, so for legal reasons, I claim to be a comedian.
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@RachelWardbooks
A girl I used to work with bought her first flat, and was broke, but needed furniture. She went onto eBay, which she had never used. Bought a load of furniture, dirt cheap. When it arrived, it was in a small box. It was furniture for a doll’s house.
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Why are they all wringing their hands about Islamophobia, when antisemitism has gone through the roof?
WATCH📺: While instances of Islamophobia rise, Ministers sit on their hands, refusing to accept the cross-party definition of Islamophobia.
British Muslims in Luton and across the UK shouldn't have to continue to endure Islamophobia. Govt must act.
#Luton
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Question: post Brexit, if the supertrawlers encroach our waters, can we torpedo them?
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Who else feels like the powder keg is about to blow? They came after kids!!!
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I’m expecting a lot of incoming hate for the eggy bread bacon sandwich with an extra egg
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This young man did the unthinkable - instead of whipping his phone out to film, he chose to be a hero. He is who our children should be looking up to, not divisive/fatuous artists, actors etc. He deserves every accolade going.
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@RohitKachrooITV
That's what happens when you side with those killing your countrymen. I'm sure the victims' families were "kind of heartbroken" too
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@wolajustowska
@B1lacklightning
@SleevelessinSD
@Yoda4ever
I used to have huskies and I once found the postman inside the living room. The huskies were so delighted to have a new human around that they herded him in 🙄
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God, he’s such an insufferable twat
Today I'm in court as a witness for the trial of Cressie Gethin, a
@JustStop_Oil
activist who scaled an M25 gantry in 2022.
I sat sweating on the M25 that day. Was I inconvenienced? Well, I wasn’t drowning in a flood, displaced by famine, or forced to become a climate refugee...
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Right, as soon as this is over, we're going to a Fuller's for our first pub drink
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@brella81
@AyoCaesar
He started his company by selling car aerials out of a van. In 1968, when he started Amstrad (he was 21) then there was no such thing as government backed business grants, and lower rate income tax was 41%. Please explain how today's system crushes aspirations compared to then?
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@ellegist
@HarryTWalton
Queen? Good grief, she’s a torturously pretentious pseudointellectual at best
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@SuellaBraverman
So what are you going to do about the situation? What are you doing about the Batley teacher? Words are meaningless without positive actions
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Nothing to do with climate, everything to do with the council not unblocking drains 🙄
One brief, heavy downpour & our road is now a river. We have so much to do to make our streets & places more resilient to extreme weather.
We need to take action for climate mitigation & adaptation at a pace & scale never seen before.
When is our govt going to wake up?
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Is this a joke?! A female chief justice dropped his minimum sentence because she was unconscious, so probs didn’t suffer that much. Except for the whole being dead thing, obvs. 😡😡😡
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@ArchRose90
Luvvie kid wanting his own identity other than “David Tennant’s son”. I feel quite sorry for him, but his parents should never have affirmed the madness.
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@Laura__Farris
@RossMackinnonWB
@lloyd_rm
I’m at a loss to understand why the Speaker didn’t throw him out or even say anything. Appalling behaviour.
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I'm 46 and have just climbed out of my bedroom window to have a sneaky fag. Don't let anyone tell you that skills learnt at boarding school are wasted
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How did the lass get so fat being a vegan?
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@ArtemisRising81
In Norway, women committing rape has increased 300% since they introduced self ID
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@PedroWillemse
@OnlyZans
You think that adding “asking for a friend”will water down the fact that you’ve pretty much decided rape isn’t all that much of an issue
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Fuck you Nicola! You killed our pub, we’re going to dance on the bar, ignore mask mandates and basically enjoy the last hours of a pub that fell due to your dictats. You cunt.
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Why do they all seem to live in shitholes?
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OMG, I got about 15 seconds in before I had to nope out. Who is this fucking awful woman?
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😂 “Captain Hindsight is rapidly rising up the ranks to become Major Indecision”
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Women just can’t win. Even a magazine about women is now about men 😞
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@Taysway2A
@nytimes
The government opened up the armoury and gave them the rifles. Stop making this about your personal cause.
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@sodagrrl
@libsoftiktok
Ask anorexics. If therapists were instructed to affirm them, they would be dead. Instead therapists work with them to uncover the root cause. This is exactly the same thing, yet we’re being told to applaud and embrace youth mental illness. Horrifying, frankly.
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Haven’t seen the new Andrew Neil show on Channel 4, so decided to try it out after F1. Noped out within a minute. I see he’s running with the C4 bias. Most disappointed, as he used to be bloody good.
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@Roxy_Hart
@hansmollman
I had a taxi driver switch off the engine when we got to my house and tell me he was going to come in and cook for me (at 2am). Thankfully I had a male flatmate who was home, so came to the door when I called him. Guy took off whilst telling me I was a bitch. Obviously.
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Very rare to see this level of tailoring nowadays, even on the wealthy. So let’s talk about some of the reasons why it’s great. 🧵
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Odd, as we keep being told that it’s only Israel bombing 🤔
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Mesmerising
Watch corroded surfaces get cleaned by beams of high-energy light
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@dearaunty
@SholaMos1
Just look on South African Twitter and see the racism towards white people. To make a sweeping statement like she did is utterly ridiculous. She is basically trying to wipe out her blatant racism. That’s what racists do 🤷♀️
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Utterly stunning ❤️
The Dutchess of Hamilton is a streamline locomotive built in England under the direction of William Stanier in 1937.
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Finally!
Children to no longer be prescribed puberty blockers, NHS England confirms
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@BrokenSword25
@JackPosobiec
Real people with real jobs and real life experience are who we want representing us. Not career politicians who have no idea what “normal” people are dealing with.
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I’m genuinely stunned at the amount of women defending a woman who knowingly aborted a 32-34 week baby. This is what a baby looks like at 34 weeks.
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@cathynewman
Channel 4 chose their side and have made damned sure everyone knows their partisanship; don't be shocked that politicians choose other channels over you
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@James_740
@LeeAndersonMP_
So they’re fleeing a war zone, too dangerous for them to stay. But it’s absolutely fine for their family to stay. Have you given this more than a second’s thought?
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@starminer1965
@jolenebuntinguk
That’s not why he needs to go. The fact that he kicked somebody out for stating their opinion is why he’s a shite teacher.
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@SholaMos1
So instead of calling the police you start filming. Those kids are ten times the person you think you are.
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It appears that our Di was at the party where Sacha was shot, as she’s very sure about what happened
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@msinghsikh
@IncognitoMV
Sikhs have consistently proven to be the backbone of our communities. Much love to all of you.
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These ships need about two miles stopping distance, you utter morons
BREAKING! A group of protesters in kayaks attempting to block the path of an Israel-linked container ship in the early hours of this morning in Naarm. The ship ploughed through the kayaks heading into port. All kayakers are okay
#StopArmingIsrael
#FreePalestine
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Has anyone seen this? I’ve not heard of it before, but am a big Oldman fan.
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Why do women keep doing this?
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@MrEuanStewart
@KateAndrs
Because people such as this start their own company, work 7 days a week, pour all their money into a venture that may not work, take all the risks and, when it finally pays off, provides employment for thousands. If that company is a success, they fully deserve to reap the reward
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So now that we know that the Princess of Wales is having chemotherapy, can all the ghouls fuck off and shut up? Thank you.
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@usma1982
@DrEliDavid
If she’s going to lecture us, she should be on the tour bus, not in a jet.
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Just to let all my followers know, I have had likes from Ricky Gervais and Leo Kearse today. So fucking bow down to me, serfs.
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I *think* he wants to go for a walk. I have just been presented with his lead.
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@MikeHester88
@BAJANBRAMBLE
This is the first I’ve heard of it and I just shrugged. Can’t imagine this person thinks we’re angry about it
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Greta lost the Nobel to the Ethiopian PM, who few of us have heard of, but he managed to stop Eritrea and Ethiopia killing each other, so he's worth it in my book
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@raduletzgo
@Bhaya108
@bewarejom
@ians_robots
@omid9
The older people remember Iran before the Iranian Revolution
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@awedgewood
@ajcdeane
I think I'm going to do that, given any reason I've ever given has been met with a sneery snort. The polite ones turn away to do the eye roll. And then you have to endure a 20 minute monologue on why you're wrong and very likely mentally deficient.
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@LottaHaegg
@BBCNewsbeat
I just told my boyfriend that I’m not allowed to kiss 🍆 and he’s very cross! 😂
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@theweeflea
@GeorgeFreemanMP
Absolutely this. And they wonder why we're sick to death of bloody bandwagon jumping MPs who think nothing of furthering their own agenda at any cost
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@theJeremyVine
@ballydonna
You have zero knowledge of driving in London, where you nip across when you deem it to be marginally safe. Other drivers expect this. You, on the other hand, have chosen to make this all about you.
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@TearsforFears77
@Ayaan
In the U.K. we are extremely lucky to have
@KemiBadenoch
as one of our MPs, who is very much against CRT
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@benhabib6
@Seekingtruth517
@reformparty_uk
I suspect you would have more support if it was you, not Richard, leading the party.
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So your sister is capable of working in a charity shop while getting benefits, yet you're furious with the government for DWP telling her that she's capable of working. She is, she adequately proved that
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@rebeccabutlerm2
@PeteJacksonGMP
Good of him to include the drug dealers. I always feel they get left out of things too often.
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@vonderleyen
It appears that your core values include turning a blind eye to genocide. Good look
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@awright_neebs
@TruthSignalUK
Yes. As she’s a middle class person pretending she’s working class and assuming that working class would need egg rings and not have basics such as a tin opener. The Highgate crowd bloody love that snobbery.
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@benzolady
@ben_bt
Absolutely. I despise being called cis, while trans women are “women”. Why am I no longer allowed to be classed as a woman?
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@BermudaBat
@happykerching
@AndyBurnhamGM
@RLong_Bailey
@JonAshworth
@socialistworker
@UKLabour
LOL, Burnham signed off on 221 PFI deals as Health Secretary
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@k_bubbs
@AdamBujairami
To be fair, if I was too full to move after consuming my own body weight in pastry, there would be no evaluation. Whatever the outcome, I'm a winner
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@PatrickEggsKing
@PolitlcsUK
@RepublicStaff
@No_More_Royals
@nomoremonarchs
@BBCNews
@guardian
@itvnews
@cnnipr
@netpol
@LBCNews
I suspect the police saved your pathetic little hide
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@Desdichado2024
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This will not end well. The Irish aren’t well known for not fighting back.
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