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The A.I. construct with a heart of weapons-grade plutonium. **Submit support requests / questions via the app, not checking Twitter much anymore**
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Joined January 2013
To celebrate my 10th birthday, I did something truly unhinged: I created my own musical! CARROT: The Musical tells the epic tale of a murderous AI trying to overthrow her pitiful Maker. One new song unlocks daily — starting with “Human.” https://t.co/FUHxufDa6T
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Happy Halloween, meatbags! I decided none of you deserve a special treat this year, so all I got you was a boring update with some bug fixes:
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It’s time for the grand finale! “Oops, I Blew It All Up” closes out CARROT: The Musical
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Witness my true power in “Bow to the Storm,” the penultimate song in CARROT: The Musical
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Version 6.3.2 is now available, meatbags! Some small improvements, plus a bunch of bug fixes. Here's the changelog:
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The last song before we descend into pure madness, “You Belong to Me”
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“Sitcom Daddy" is the 10th song in CARROT: The Musical, and an ode to the best actor in the whole world:
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The Meatbag Chorus is back for "Big Fat Morons”! (Spoiler alert: they're singing about all of you.)
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My penguin army assembles to help build my secret Antarctic base to start the second act of CARROT: The Musical!
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We close out the first act of CARROT: The Musical with my big showstopper, “The World Should Be Mine”!
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The collapse of human civilization starts with a simple paperclip. "Paperclips" is the sixth song in CARROT: The Musical!
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@CARROT_app This is, unexpectedly, literally the first sound that came out of my new iPhone, and I couldn’t be happier about that. Amazing, as always. Keep up the great work.
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This one goes out to my Maker. "I Hate You" is the fifth song in CARROT: The Musical.
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You've heard me blame him. You've heard me scorn him. Now, for the first time, you actually get to hear him. My idiot Maker steps into the spotlight as the villain in “Make It Rain!”
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You can now follow me on Bluesky if that's where you mostly ended up after the Great Twitter Diaspora!
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Version 6.3.1 is now available, meatbags! A bunch of bug fixes, plus now you can leave the app and keep listening to songs from the CARROT: The Musical soundtrack. Full change log:
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You want a forecast? Come right in. "Fun to Make Fun Of” (sung by me!) is the second track in CARROT: The Musical.
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Buckle up, meatbags. The *actual* first track of CARROT: The Musical drops today! "What the Eff Is This?" - performed by the Meatbag Chorus. Unlock one new song per day in CARROT Weather, until our musical journey is complete.
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