Brooke Bardot 🌸
@BrookeBardot
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Melbourne’s Very Own (Young) Brooke Shields Next Door. 💌 0406988017 - link in bio for fun stuff Brookebardot @outlook .com I don’t reply to DMs ❌🙅♀️
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Last Seen Profiles
Yesterday as I was leaving a hotel the hotel manager pulled me aside and said
“I think I have a pretty good idea why you’re here and I was wondering if I could book you”
Business opportunities all around you where ever you are 😂
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Two types of inquires, guess which one will be getting a booking
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As I landed there was a camera crew (as I’m coming from Sydney) and they asked if they could interview me just to ask why I was coming to Qld
Just IMAGINE 9 o’clock news “yeah I’m here to suck some dick (:”
Safe to say I declined
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I truly don’t understand when men complain about using a condom because “it doesn’t feel as good” then still finish in under a minute
Can’t feel that bad then surely ???
Someone explain 🤔🥴
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In the span of 15 mins my Uber driver called me gorgeous, two people working airport security told me I was beautiful then an older women told me I had a beautiful smile and showed me photos of her grandkids. So fair to say I’m walking around the airport with the biggest head 🤣
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Haven’t even met this gentleman yet and he’s already doing this 🥺
He really is putting all the “you avail now” people to shame b more like this man
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Hello I’m back from the dead and have decided to tour
I’ll see you on the 30th Adelaide 😘💜
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If you’ve ever wondered what my face looks like completely unblurred head to my onlyfans to see!! First time I’ve ever showed it!
Also considering making this a more regular thing for my subs 😋💜
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Last week of availability before I leave for two and a half months!
Come and give me lots of Europe tourist tips 😊✈️
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😈👾🧞🕺🏻🌂🦄☔️🍆🎆🔮💜♎️
Front or back?
My only goal in life is to have everything I own the colour purple
#BrookeBardot
#Purple
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Would you hate or love it if I started working in your office 🤔
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💃👠🐞🌹🍒☎️🎈😍💋❗️❤️🔥
Sydney 6th - 8th of August
See you there 😊💋
📸 - @ hellomissphoto
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Decided this costume is fitting since the COVID outbreaks
Stay safe everyone! And if you can’t nurse Brooke is more than happy to help you feel better 😽
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Men really ask me why I won’t give them a discount
Like ... why... would I???? Cannot think of one good reason🥴
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ATTN Canberra ❗️❗️❗️
I will be coming to visit you from the 5th - 8th of December
I’m so excited to see you I hope you’re excited to see me 😘
Details in my bio to get in touch 🌸
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Do you prefer a more professional hair up moment or letting the locks down and unleashed? 🌸🥰
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Can’t believe some men will look at some big juicy natural titties and still say YUCK a freckle 🤢 (not a skin tag btw)
Tit pic of the off putting freckle for reference 🤪
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Happy because I got to see Taylor Swift, sad because it’s over 😭😭😭
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COVID outfits are cute but they’re no little black dress, long coat covering some sexy lingerie cute 😭
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🌸💜🌸💜🌸💜🌸💜🌸💜🌸💜
I’m officially back from my stint in the bush!
I’m originally a country gal and love being a bit bush piggy for a while, but I have to say I am so happy to be home with my amazing shower (iykyk)
Enjoy these pics of me not looking like a bush pig 🤪💜
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💋👠🐞🌹💥🍎🎸🎇🧯🧨🎈
Ready to turn heads in this red number 💃
Who’s up for some colour coordinated chaos 🤪
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Recently people have been asking if I will be making an onlyfans
To that I say, would you really pay for something I almost definitely will forget to post on for weeks on end??
My extreme post inconsistency on twitter is exhibit A I’m sorry 😭😭
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I think it’s really unfair that my osteo who is a man gets to rub me all over in oil while I’m in my underwear and I have to pay him??
Seems like a scam but oh well
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Probably won’t be tweeting until after the holidays (unless something super interesting happens) so Merry Christmas and have a safe New Years luv u all 💜🌸
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Sometimes I just look at all my stuff and can’t believe it’s all here because of my vagina 🥰
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PSA to all the people that text me “u avail” post 9pm I never am I was in bed asleep before 10pm last night so if you want a late night booking you’re going to have to book well in advance because once the pjs come on no amount of money could make me leave my bed 🤪
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I haven’t plugged my onlyfans yet so if you want to see more like this but with less emojis the link is in my bio 😜💜
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People think because of my job my life must be crazy, yet here I am knitting a scarf while watching a current affair
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Back from holidays! Super Sunburnt and slightly jetlagged but had the best time, Mexico is now my favourite country 🇲🇽
Didn’t take many pics so enjoy this one!
Also back to work now so will be replying from today 😋💜
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I swear I actually do have two legs 🤔
All dressed up for a Bridgerton themed party despite never seeing the show. So of course that means milk maiden style dress with built in corset yes?
Hope everyone had a great weekend! Back working in Melbourne this week 🥰
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Every day I thank god (and my Dyson) that I have the most beautiful perfect amazing hair 🥰🥰🥰
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I’m back 🥰
Drank, ate, walked and swam a lot while I was away but in typical Brooke Bardot fashion did not selfie a lot so enjoy these pictures 💜
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I absolutely love not wearing a bra
but also absolutely hate when every man I walk past stares directly at into my titties
Despite everything I’ll remain brave and continue to never wear a bra 💜
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⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
I showed these to my friend of a few years and his response in capitals was “Damn you’ve leveled up” 🤪
Not going to lie I definitely agree and am obsessed with this look and these photos
📸 - Kaine Crowhurst
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Is anyone else obsessed with flirting with older men 🙃🙃🙃
Anyway here’s a pic of me just before two tradies came to fix something
I think they were both fairly happy to open the door and see me 🤪
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Love you Adelaide but cmon you guys should know by now I will not be accomodating your last minute booking requests
I will most likely be making another return shortly though so subscribe to my tours on scarlet blue 😋
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Hey everyone 👋
I’m looking for a male content creator to work with of any gals out there know someone professional and nice you could recommend that would be greatly appreciated ty ily 💜
✨ Also iconic photo by the iconic Sekushi ✨
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Positives of being tall
- Sexy ✅
Negatives
- Cannot wear a bodysuit without it being ✨inside of me✨
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Hey everyone!!
I’ve been sick the last two weeks and had to cancel my Bendigo and Geelong tour 😭
But I’m fully recovered now!
Will be in Bendigo the 3rd - 5th of July,
If I haven’t replied to your message from the last two weeks feel free to send me another one 🥰
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Gotta say Tasmania is definitely my favourite place in Australia!
Only Two more nights in Hobart 🥲
Launceston you can expect to see me next month 😋💜
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✈️ ✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️
Heading to Canberra today!! First tour in ages
See you soon 🥰🌸💜
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This one didn’t make the cut yesterday for hump day 🐫
Any who
✨ Hobart ✨
14th - 16th
See you there 🤪💜
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☀️ ☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️
Super excited to be going on another South American adventure soon!
For my Melbourne folks I’ll only be available until the 10th of March then I’m on holidays!
So hopefully I’ll see you before I leave 😋
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About two years ago on tour, I miss touring soooo much 😭😭😭
Cannot wait to be back at it, where do you want me to visit when I can?
Also red lipstick is so hot but very annoying when sucking dick 🥲
#hookerproblems
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So we did our first double together and I’m pretty sure I physically saw this man ascend into a beautiful blissful place … so I guess hit us up if you wanna ascend as well
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