I'm just a bundle of weird and uncomfortable lit on fire and thrown off a balcony into a pile of heinously awkward politeness. #confidence.

Abolish ICE.

RT @whotfisjovana: she fangirled for a sec and immediately locked in for her girls, she’s my pope

Returning to Twitter for a sec to tell you how important it is to me that I can hear a narrator take breaths when I’m listening to something. Alright.

RT @minakimes: Just remembered Dan Snyder has to watch this magical Commanders season immediately *after* he sold the team and smiled the b….

RT @RespectfulMemes:

Genuinely concerned for the saints coach rn lol.

RT @LemieuxLGM: MIssouri voters voting for abortion rights, an increase in the minimum wage, and paid sick leave, and a senator and a presi….

RT @_wegotthejaz: god watching you steal welfare money

Ok why did Obama JUST text me that what I’ve done so far is “not enough” like right as I was leaving the polls after waiting in that long ass line my friend in Christ PLEASE congratulate me.

Hey @VoteFresnoCo Reedley needs more than 1 voting center thxxxxxx.

I cannot take my eyes off this.

RT @lionesspike: maggie smith vs the swivel chair. a true comedy queen

RT @iconnnorpop: Lower the flags to half mast.

RT @allyluvx: shes the realest mom out there

RT @Britannica: Respectfully:

Cackling.

RT @LateefSaka: “Marriages used to last”. Na bro, your grandma was chained by the ankle.

Xavier Worthy is precious.

Tirico fucking me up with these number puns.