john sousa
@bort
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worst. philosopher. ever. slightly better student
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Joined May 2007
Explaining to @Brecklynn_ that Edge is the best browser after an MS update & ppl next to us moved tables in disgust. Chrome users are weird.
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When some stranger evacuates their table for one slightly father away and I'm like "what did I do?".
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In declining, I think I have a moral obligation to use this lil' guy.
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i got offered money-- again-- for the rights to this less-than-clever user account.
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Cafe du Monde for breakfast <3 If I'm going to have a terrible day it might as well be with decent coffee.
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bed is, like, one of my 4 safe places. no one gets to know my other locations because secret.
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When party people in my house start mentioning my espresso machine, I get nervous.
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White people from Washington watching a black comedy during a tornado warning = super out of element.
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You're doing okay when fights make you want to actually get your act together and be a better human being.
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What if I stop trying to learn the hard way. That would be the greatest thing.
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8 mos ago it was a dream, but @SwaggaCox and I made a team out of nothing to land in the middle of the field at nats. Can't be more proud.
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I have 5 pages left in my first volume of Field Notes but there is so much left to do before I start a new one.
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If robots did everything for us, the only purpose our hands would serve would be for holding <3 #shuttleepiphanys.
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She has her feet atop the airbag. Special K should really inform her of the danger involved with her actions.
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