I still have no idea how Twitter works. Seriously, can Justin Bieber read this?

So it turns out that I have 2 Twitter accounts and never use either of them. Seriously, can Obama read this?

I had the privilege to be a part of an amazing show for seven years, and wanted to take this chance to say thank you to all the fans #Buffy

Jon Hammer would have been an ideal choice to play Batman. #BetterBatmanThanBenAffleck

Twenty years of schooin' and they put you on the day shift.

I really wish I could sleep :-(

I love you David Foster Wallace.

I still don't understand how this damn thing works.

Wow who could that be w/ MP IN THE BACKGROUND?! The MUTHAFAKENPHUCQA who's Tweeting!!! http://t.co/x1hGUyUg

Waiting for the bus. http://t.co/s3iO1uoT

http://t.co/Ylk2PtSl

Stupid MA thesis. I need to finish you!

I still don't know how to use Twitter.