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shit my husband says: “his computer science education has ruined his critical thinking skills”.
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shit my husband says: “i hate the inverse scroll, what are you a fucking pilot”.
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shit my husband says: “now that we’ve been watching house, i think every crazy person i meet has neurosyphilis”.
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shit my husband says: “maybe every time i feel sleepy i should eat something spicy”.
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shit my husband says when i tell him i’ve been adjusting the shower height: “oh, i thought it just slid down by itself everyday”.
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shit my husband says: “i do really this texture — where you’re not sure who is going to win, the teeth or the cookie”.
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shit my husband says: “there’s no point in this manual labor when there are machines”.
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