Alexander Bard
@Bardissimo
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Guru, philosopher, co-author of Process and Event and five other books; artist, songwriter, music producer, lecturer, podcaster, tantric monk.
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Pejman Fartash from the brilliant podcast
#Flumsnack
sat down with philosopher Alexander Bard to discuss Zoroastrianism, spiritual men's work, and psychedelic culture (in Swedish). Feel most welcome to enjoy and spread the link!
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If black lives want to matter, then black lives get their fucking shit together, study hard, go to work, make their own money instead of depend on welfare, stop lying, get out of prison, and become heroes instead of self-appointed victims for the world to laugh at. That matters!
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Sweden is fantastic. Iraq is a pathetic hellhole. Never ever give in to the fucking Shia Muslim fanatics in Iraq and Iran. Burn more qurans, not less, until those fuckers have learned what Civilization is. It is built on freedom of speech, and not on idiotic feudalist fariytales.
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If a black guy kills a black guy in
#Sweden
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Whatever happened to
#Sweden
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Thank you, thank you, for the absolutely massive support I have received from tens of thousands of Swedes in the last 24 hours in our struggle for free speech and an open society against the horrible, bigotted caste system that fascist Peter
#Wolodarski
and his cohorts represent.
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Pop star
@zaralarsson
tweets from her Chinese communist sponsored Huawei phone that "all cops are bastards" while gladly reporting anybody who obstructs her to the Swedish police. Last year she hated all men. How about a deranged My Little Pony addiction for diagnosis here?
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U.S. murder statistics: Blacks kill blacks 60%, blacks kill whites 8%, whites kill whites 8%, whites kill blacks 1%. Please note
#BlackLivesMatter
pretends it is 100% whites kill blacks. The movement is built on a blatant lie, addressing none of the black community's real issues.
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If white lives want to matter, then white lives get their fucking shit together, study hard, go to work, make their own money instead of depend on welfare, stop lying, get out of prison, and become heroes instead of self-appointed victims for the world to laugh at. That matters!
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Sweden is a country where news reporting consists of a bunch of plastic instawhores (like "proud to never read books") babbling about make-up and shoes, and getting upset by a rough word use from an Alexander Bard tweet that they do not even have the brain capacity to understand.
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Screaming deplatform, deplatform, deplatform (or racist, racist, racist) in a lynch mob against your opponent because you're so wrong or so stupid you can't win a serious debate against him, does not make you a hero. It just exposes what a pathetic little moron you have become.
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Pretentious actress Nour El-Refai namecalled Alexander Bard "a racist asshole". Really? How about her own husband Henrik Schyffert redbodied in public as a Native American, degrading asshole et al? Bring on the lynch mob! And this time add "hypocrisy" to the "racism" accusations.
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Here comes the ENTIRE LIST of 150 Swedish celebrity assholes, none of whom protested when Hamas terror-attacked Israel on Oct 7, but who all lined up like idiotic sheep behind Hamas when Israel fought back against the terror. MEMORIZE EVERY SINGLE ASSHOLE!
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Come join the pro-Israel anti-Hamas demonstration at Norrmalmstorg on Sunday 15 October at 16:00 (4 pm), arranged by Chang Frick and The Sweden-Israel Friendship Society Stockholm chapter! Speeches by Aron Flam, Alexander Bard, Nima Rostami, Carinne Sjöberg. Spread the word!!!
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As for the bitchfight between Bard and Bianca: Come on, guys! Bianca is a blatant whore, everything she ever did was for the money. Which is OK though with old Uncle Alex, since he did quite a bit of whoring himself when he was young and needed the money.
#Talanggate
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I love Germans. I hate Nazis. I love Italians. I hate fascists. I love Russians. I hate Stalinists. I love women. I hate feminists. Feminism is the totalitarian state ideology of Sweden. Check the reaction after I voice my opposition to the state-driven hatred of men and fathers.
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Thank God for
@RichardJomshof
speaking the truth! And fuck liar Ulf Kristersson for selling out Sweden to the enemy and forcing Sweden to bow to sharia law.
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Can somebody please fire the entire board of
#SAS
to save the company from itself? Have you ever seen a company before with such a lack of soul or integrity, arranging advertising campaigns where they spit their own customers in their faces? Idiots, morons, the whole lot. Fire!
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Swedish Left and Muslims argue that the burning of the Qoran (the burning of a cheap print copy of a book) is a hate crime. But while speaking of hate crimes, why not actually READ the Qoran and discover the most hate-filled book ever written, putting even Mein Kampf to shame.
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No, you fucking morons, you do not REWARD people for burning down your embassy. You offend them again, and again, until they have grown up and learned how to take offense in a mature and civilized way. Giving them more money, you idiots, only makes things worse. Shut the fuck up!
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Sorry, I actually know both women and I know them really well. It's always Ebba 1, Kakan 0. Always. Graceful classies always beat the shit out of narcissistic fatsos. Fact of life.
#Ellegalan
is dead and over. Pretentious woke fatso dead and over. Kakan killed it!
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Of course
#BlackLivesMatter
will not discuss anything with anybody but just scream kill, kill, kill against any opponent like a pathetic idiotic lynch mob. Martin Luther King was a proud preacher, he would have been disgusted with today's Stalinist totalitarian victimhood cults.
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All Muslims need to do is to go hysterical and threaten Sweden with violence, and Sweden backs off and gives in to sharia law, because Swedes have become cowards without a history. When will the Swedish Man get his soul and spine back? Or will Islam crush Sweden?
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France takes the fight against radical Islam. For freedom, for liberty, for genuine tolerance! For gays, for Jews, for women! The entire western world is dependent on this struggle. Vive la France!
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First
#Sweden
accepts large immigrant populations who show total disregard for freedom of speech. Then the crime rate among these immigrants is so explosive that Swedish Police demands mandatory eavesdropping on ALL citizens to fight gang violence. This is not going well, is it?
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Don't worry, folks! You will get the full story soon. It is even more absurd than you could ever imagine. Cliffhanger galore...
#Talanggate
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If any artist at
#Eurovision
should be disqualified it is that fucking asshole Joost Klein from the Netherlands. Why is he allowed to run around and treat his fellow contestants like dirt shit?
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Leading Swedish daily newspapers Dagens Nyheter and Sydsvenska Dagbladet now publicly go after online free speech and demand that the most popular and important voices must be deplatformed and silenced. Fascism in the 2020s comes from old media itself.
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WARNING! The cynical and ass-licking Swedish and Danish governments are about to sell out their countries and the proud Scandinavian tradition of free speech to the Muslims. Sharia is taking over Scandinavia!
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While Sweden's other ridiculously lazy "journalists" believe that commenting on commenting on commenting on Twitter tweets is "journalism", you've got to admit that often
#Samh
ällsnytt takes the mission of journalism a lot more seriously. Hats off!
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Why on earth should we defund the police? Let's save far more money by defunding all of western academia and get rid of all the costly moronic idiots who insist that we should defund the police and throw society into complete violent anarchy. Defund the Academic Left!
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Swedish foreign minister Ann Linde is nothing but a lying, stupid, hypocritical, passive-aggressive asshole in this highly informative and deeply exposing interview. A tragic must-view if ever there was one. Never been more ashamed about being a Swede.
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Thank you, Rasmus Paludan, for exposing what a blatant fraud Swedish democracy is. At the end of the day, the Islamist lynch mob won and freedom of speech is dead. The Police is corrupt and rotten to the core, while the Social Democrats licks the asses of the Sharia Dictators.
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I actually believe that black Swedes, muslim Swedes, female Swedes and pregnant Swedes are all perfectly capable of paying for their own train tickets. So what is it that makes it so controversial that this specific cheater was asked to get off the train?
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Sweden now has world history's most expensive diesel fuel. Makes arrogant ecourbanists on posh electric crossbikes feel proud and happy. But ruins the Swedish countryside, bankrupting farmers, rural dwellers and small town residents. Has Sweden ever been more dangerously divided?
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Whoops! I just eradicated a copy of the Qoran when I threw away my computer harddrive. So am I going to Muslim hell now, or more likely Swedish prison, because I did nothing but eradicate a copy of a miserable old text that some people are mad enough to consider holy and sacred?
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I hate Greta Thunberg! I really hate Greta Thunberg! Of course the pretentious, lying, fucking bitch is hugging Hamas now. Thankfully she just came out as a screaming antisemite. Has the world ever witnessed a more narcissistic pillar-saint than Greta?
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Stop being naive! All Swedish mosques, except one, demand Swedish freedom of speech must be banned, forcing Sweden to become an Islamic country. Both leading parties
#Moderaterna
and
#Socialdemokraterna
are complicit in, and FUND, this absolute nightmare!
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Dear Bonniers Can we agree that it is completely unacceptable in a democratic Sweden that Peter Wolodarski at Dagens Nyheter and Pia Rehnquist at Sydsvenskan run Stalinist purges against everybody who disagrees with them instead of having civilized debates with proper arguments?
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The Hanif Bali affair is Sweden in 2021 in a nutshell. Let's see if we once again have a young lady here who makes all kinds of claims without substance, or whether there actually is any EVIDENCE to her claims of Hanif Bali's supposed immorality. Spell after me: E-V-I-D-E-N-C-E!
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If red lives want to matter, then red lives get their fucking shit together, study hard, go to work, make their own money instead of depend on welfare, stop lying, get out of prison, and become heroes instead of self-appointed victims for the world to laugh at. That matters!
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Carl Bildt was wrong on
#Brexit
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#Turkey
joining the EU. Basically Bildt has been a little mediocre media-horny boy playing grown-up diplomat his entire career. So why is
@carlbildt
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@hanifbali
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#Moderaterna
has one dick, one last sign of life, and the name of that last sign of life is
@hanifbali
. But how long will Hanif take the abuse from the party leadership and stay on that dying ship called Moderaterna? Sweden needs a new generation of politicians for the 2020s.
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If you had any doubts that Sweden has become North Korea.
#SverigesTelevision
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#N
äthatsgranskaren. Fight and close down
#SVT
and
#SR
now!
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I'm not joking. 2020 was the year when merely claiming people should get an education, go to work, pay their bills, love their kids, and try to stay off welfare was enough to get you fired from work, have you deplatformed forever, and see you killed by lynchmobs for being a Nazi.
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I am not a Muslim. Are there any Swedish non-Muslims left beside me? Anybody who has actually read The Quran, and found it to be absolute and total crap? When burning copies of The Quran, it is the fire I am concerned with, not the damn book. It is NOT a holy book to non-Muslims!
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Let's make this perfectly clear: Taking
@AronFlam
to court over a book cover is nothing but a Stalinist formal excuse to have his book burned. Flam's awesome exposure of Sweden's Social Democrats' rotten Nazi-collaborative history is an absolute necessity.
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The scariest thing is that she is actually 20 years old now. She has to take responsibility for her own actions.
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Sweden separated church and state and replaced it with mosque and state. It's about fucking time that Sweden goes fully secular, and the state stops financing anti-democratic religious institutions. Follow
@samehegyptson
on Twitter, folks!
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Swedes drink alcohol like mad, then run murdering lynch mobs against anybody who smokes a joint. Swedes consume pornography like mad, then run murdering lynch mobs against anybody who pays for an actual fuck. Seems Swedes are pretty high on both mass hypocrisy and moronic idiocy.
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Sweden's Prime Minister Ulf Kristersson says that "The Qoran is a holy scripture". Mr Kristersson is the kind of guy who would also say that Adolf Hitler's "Mein Kampf" is a holy scripture if the Nazis returned to power. Mr Kristersson simply personifies coward assholism 100%.
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Dear Pernilla I'm happy you and daughter Bianca are so enormously talented at squeezing money out of selling yourselves to absolutely anything that pays. Let's avoid giving that profession a proper title. But what about backstabber for Bianca's own talent?
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It's very simple! Either Sweden is ruled by Islam or Sweden is ruled by liberal democracy requiring free speech. Period. Those who attack free speech itself must be jailed or get thrown out of the country. Period. Vote
@medborgsamling
rather than S or M who created Sweden's mess!
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I guess if you're willing to sell your soul, your integrity, your values, your opinions, and even backstab your friends, for money, then the label
#whore
is appropriate. Being a sexworker though is someting entirely different, and a profession I am proud to have pursued myself.
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Paolo Roberto paid for sex with an Eastern European luxury escort. Had his life destroyed by the
#deplatforming
and
#cancelculture
lynch mob. Compare that to
@zaralarsson
whoring for China's Communist Party to drag kids into
#Huawei
and
#TikTok
addictions!
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Why on earth are Swedish taxpayers accepting this rotten woke power game? Close down
#SverigesRadio
now! If anybody has anything interesting to say in 2020, they can get their own fucking You Tube channel instead. I'm not paying for this bullshit anymore!
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Magdalena Andersson comes out as the full blown fascist bitch that she always was. Does she seriously think that any recreational drug user would feel the slighest bit guilty over their habits because of HER? How fucking delusional can a fascist bitch be?
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Swedish feminists do not care about 38,000 girls being genitally mutilated. But if a guy cracks a sex joke at work, the whole country goes bananas.
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Things get really hilarious when little upperclass white girl
@jonnasima
accuses little underclass brown boy
@hanifbali
of being a racist. Really? Woaw, look who's talking, bitch! Like if mullah-hugging Jonna Sima was credible as some kind of self-appointed "leftie". Hanif rocks!
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Since we are supposed to tear down every statue of every past leader for being politically incorrect, according to today's flimsy standards, then why don't we bulldoze the
#Auschwitz
concentration camp too while we are at it and erase history completely so that we may repeat it?
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Islam is at war with France. Whose side does Europe stand on? How about Sweden, the Kingdom of the Cowards?
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Woke killed Netflix. Everything woke touches, it kills.
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Scandinavia is so desperate to look woke that Scandinavians have Black Lives Matter demonstrations with strictly white demonstrators. The desire to signal virtue is so strong it has lost all connection to its assumed pseudocause. The protestors themselves are the real racists.
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Swedish State Television now outright claims that Donald Trump is responsible for U.S. mass shootings. I fucking detest
#SVT
for their biased and lying propaganda reporting on Trump and the U.S. Shame on you!
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King Jordan rules! We genuinely love and adore you, our dearest dearest
@jordanbpeterson
! Please understand that there is a lot more to Sweden than terrible Skavlan and Margot Wallström. There are Swedes who actually understand your work and apply it widely going forward.
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Sweden is a country where the dominant leftist party The Social Democrats makes its money from frying the brains of the country's oldest and must vulnerable citizens, and steal their life savings through aggressively promoted lottery gambling. Progressive politics, right?
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If you had any doubts about
#BlackLivesMatter
having become nothing but a totalitarian lynch mob and disgrace to hard-working, honorable blacks around the world, check this absurd story. But long live
@Assita_Kanko
, I kiss her gorgeous black female feet!
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#Woke
is now so fucking absurd that the woke lynch mob has forced Zoe Saldana to apologize for portraying Nina Simone in a movie although Soldana herself is black. The woke lynch mob simply insisted that Soldana WAS NOT BLACK ENOUGH. The world is totally crazy with woke madness.
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Can somebody please explain the difference between the eminent Morgan Freeman's position on race, and what Alexander Bard has expressed this last week? Come on, all you Swedish middle class media elite assholes who called Bard a "racist", we call you out!
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Sweden's Social Democrats are being torn apart from within. The party is loaded with anti-semitic Hamas supporters. And Magdalena Andersson is doing nothing about it. This is absolutely unsustainable.
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Swedish authorities claim that kicking a fucking book equals inciting hatred of an ethnic group. What??? Kicking a book is not kicking a body. So which ethnic group is so damn imbecile that it can not understand the difference between kicking a pile of paper and a human body?
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Young White Mother Killed By Black Lives Matter Mob for Allegedly Saying 'All Lives Matter,' National Media Fully Ignores via
@getongab
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Sweden closed down its nuclear power and now naive and stupid Swedes bitch and complain about skyrocketing electricity prices. That's what you get with
#Milj
öpartiet in government, you silly little idiots!
#Energiupproret
@medborgsamling
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If yellow lives want to matter, then they get their fucking shit together, study hard, go to work, make their own money instead of depend on welfare, stop lying, get out of prison, and become heroes instead of self-appointed victims for the world to laugh at. That matters!
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We don't care what
@paolorobertocom
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@cissiwallin
think about
#Roberto
. We want to hear what the Moldovan sexworker thinks. But Sweden is so damn racist and fascist that we will not let a Moldovan sexworker speak for her- or himself. Swedes are sex-hating, racist church ladies.
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It is more important than ever that caricatures can depict whatever the fuck they want. As they have unequivocally been allowed to do for the past 400 years of European Enlightenment. If that freedom is compromised,
#Europe
is done, raped and murdered by the uncivilized hordes.
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Under sharia law, the active partner in a consensual gay sex criminal case is typically punished with 100 lashes, the passive partner is often punished with death. Meanwhile, Ulf Kristersson and Annie Lööf claim
#Islam
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If
#Sweden
's evil and dysfunctional Social Democratic Government stopped chasing (always male) purchasers of sexual services - as if they were murderers - and started chasing ACTUAL CHILD MURDERERS instead, Sweden would be a much much much better and far more civilized country.
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So here is The Text! The massive slaughter of Swedish identity politics in one fell swoop. Alexander Bard and his buddy Viktor Widblom set the record straight with "When The Princess Became The Tyrant" (here in Swedish). Enjoy!
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Hahahaha, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy. So Yasin Byn's hip-hop is untouchable but Paolo Roberto's pizza sauces last year were too toxic to touch?
#Sweden
is such a fucking pathetic country. And damn racist. Where paying for a blow-job is worse than murder.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, Alexandra Pascalidou, you are so so so so so so so funny. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So the Swedish Academy should be replaced with the Swedish Mythomany? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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I love
@hanifbali
! I love
@hanfbali
! I love
@hanifbali
! Finally a man in Sweden with guts and balls. And a proper sense of humor. I love this guy to bits. And death to
#DagensNyheter
!
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It's completely mutual, darling! You can rest assured that I proudly hate you back, you fucking losers!
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The problem with
#SAS
is that it does not understand that it is a service and transport company, but thinks of itself as a North Korean propaganda ministry spitting on its own customers to try to defuse its internal lack of self-worth.
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This is how sick and politicized the Swedish legal system is. The greatest hero of our time
@samehegyptson
is being dragged to court and risks a prison term for exposing and speaking the truth about the Muslim Brotherhood in Sweden.
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So to burn a copy of The Qoran is apparently "degrading" to Muslims. Well, yes, that's exactly the point, bitch, because Islam DESERVES TO BE DEGRADED, you assholes! Islam hangs gay people from street lights, and those are pure facts! If anything, we should keep on degrading!
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Let's call it the Zara Larsson Syndrome. Celebrity bitch hates men. Men write and produce her records, organise and promote her tours, direct her music videos. And build the mcrophones and social media platforms, on which she still hates men.
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Should we laugh or should we cry? Just to prove how massively mad and stupid the crowds are becoming; a
#Wisconsin
crowd just pulled down the statue of an abolitionist who died fighting slavery.
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Sweden's Social Democrats - the true story! Expertly summarized in factual detail by the eminent
@jonsson_henrik
. Enjoy and spread!
Socialdemokraterna försöker nu skriva om sin migrationspolitiska historia, i vad som närmast kan liknas vid en desinformationskampanj. Jag har sammanställt deras verkliga åsikter, utspel och beslut:
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5 years ago Greta Thunberg said the world would go down in 5 years. The world did not go down. Which proves that Greta is a fucking liar! And more so, Greta Thunberg has proven to be something even worse, namely a narcissistic drama queen. Her game is, ironically, unsustainable.
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Hahaha, this is HILARIOUS! What did you expect?
#SverigesRadio
employed 39 nobodies based on racial quotas. And then expected these ambitious guys to be content? Of course not. These morons want the company all for themselves at Swedish taxpayers' expense.
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