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Put some lime in that shit.

New Jersey
Joined February 2010
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@banquetsHQ
Banquets
10 days
Come to a gig. Get your tickets. Upcoming shows: 12/12/25 @ Goldsounds in Brooklyn NY https://t.co/jwT1uFdbL5… 12/13/25 @ Ortleib’s in Philadelphia https://t.co/q2JkHk1c2e
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@skeletorisreal
Post-hardcore cowboy
4 days
Yall fw new Banquets?? Bc it rocks FFO: Rival Schools, The Casket Lottery, Sparta
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@banquetsHQ
Banquets
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In good company here. 👀👀 @militariegun @DrugChurch
@adamfeibel
Adam Feibel
13 days
my 5x5 for October
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@banquetsHQ
Banquets
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All pre-orders have shipped!
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@banquetsHQ
Banquets
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@TheCinesthetic
cinesthetic.
15 days
Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a GIF
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@banquetsHQ
Banquets
14 days
Love to see Dave’s Hot Chicken slander on the TL. 🗑️🗑️🗑️
@notorch2guide
ben
15 days
Just tried dave's hot chicken for the first time. why is it sweet and why the fuck is the breading so grainy and pasty.
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@banquetsHQ
Banquets
16 days
Not me. Every single record of ours has me playing constantly at about the 37th fret.
@laserboat999
donald boat
17 days
There is a large red X taped on my guitar, right above a certain fret, which, if played, will cause everybody in the building to go home and commit suicide. "Only one rule in guitar: never play the 'kill yourself' note." - My guitar teacher, 1972, gingerly taping my guitar
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@banquetsHQ
Banquets
19 days
Starting to wonder if our records will ever come home from the war (cross the Canada/US border)
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@banquetsHQ
Banquets
20 days
Maybe our first appearance in a 5x5?? Shout out to Robert.
@RobbyR_98
Robert 🚀
20 days
friday save the 5x5
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@womandibles
Scott “The Woz” Pilgrim 🏳️‍⚧️
21 days
taps the sign
@JasonKPargin
Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc
22 days
I love how horror movies have to take place in an alternate universe where media doesn't exist. Like if 17 children magically vanished from a small town that wouldn't have the *town* in an uproar, Fox News would be doing 24/7 coverage, the streets would be choked with podcasters.
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@banquetsHQ
Banquets
22 days
Come to a gig
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@banquetsHQ
Banquets
25 days
Only a fucking loser would call this site “X”
@cb_doge
DogeDesigner
28 days
Why do some people still call it Twitter? 🤦‍♂️
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@matterbrown
Matt Brown
26 days
Is anyone keeping track of all the rad albums that have come out in the last 2 weeks... @thecarolynmusic @Thrice @militariegun @banquetsHQ @84tigersband @The_PenskeFile @NoiseRatchet @ElwayBand @HoistThe_Colors and I'm sure a ton more
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@thepunksite
ThePunkSite.com
27 days
Banquets Return With "Petty Relics" Album https://t.co/TLEp56IqEH
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@part_time_pr
Part-Time PR
27 days
Happy Record Release Day to Banquets!!! Petty Relics is out now and it rules. Give it a listen and grab one of the 15 remaining copies of the vinyl.
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@banquetsHQ
Banquets
27 days
We got some cool hats made along with all the merch left over from our gig in August.
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