Woke up a big menace again, this burden is neverending.

One of the best scenes in kidulthood 🇬🇧

My ex tried to get at me by telling all her best friends that I’m shit in bed after we broke up.. But they all disagreed.. 😂

Your boyfriend thinks if he got a 🔫 he'd be John wick when in reality he just be Cheddar Bob from 8 mile 🤣

If you owe me money I better not see you out on Valentine’s Day.

I just did gun fingers in the mirror to remind myself i'm a fuckin weapon.

fuck you and your valentine you nitty.

I’m from the era of:

Your baby mum got my name stored as Domino's on her phone cos unlike you I deliver the meat feast.

Can it just be BBQ and Beer garden weather already..

Your baby dad won't change the kids nappy but will finger some crackheads sausage wallet.

Stop following me if you have a significant other.. My page is for skets only🥴😂🤣🤣

So many men/women are gonna find out that they’re the side piece this weekend 💯🙄🤣

Jerk chicken pizza on a patty crust.. game changer 😍👀

It’s my birthday on Feb 14th btw in case you see me being posted by a few women.

You just gotta accept that some people are fat divs and leave them be.

It’s a crazy world we live in, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry will get abuse from the British media for just trying to live a normal life away from the bullshit but yet Prince Andrew who is a sexual predator and was on the Epstein island client list with over 1,000 email’s sent

The biggest issue with some of you lot is you've never been boxed in the face. 🥊

Best part about Valentine's Day is seeing all the couples who you know have cheated on each other pretending to love each other 🤣