I think this is some of my best work yet, I say with the utmost humility. Perspective is something we all have, but sometimes, we need to shift it in order to grow. Also, I’ve always wanted to write about riding SLAB, pourin up, and tippin slow on 44s. https://t.co/bR6ISrUFfD

My neighbor went on a tirade this morning. Unprovoked. He dropped N bombs and other slurs in this vid, so beware of the content. Thorndale TX

Anyway. I’m on BlueSky now

Drinking game idea: Take a drink every time Jake Tapper says “Commonwealth.”

If you’re not using Elixirs, why do you hate yourself? Or do you just love changing strings?

Me and my wife trying to trim the dogs’ nails.

Good luck finding it!

A or B? #snakefarm

I finally feel represented

I haven’t answered any polls, and I’ve replied STOP to every political text I’ve received this cycle, but I did go vote.

Well, this kind of just happened.

Thanks @AustinMayse for dropping some horns on the new record!

incredible things are happening in japan

https://t.co/lZREudcqc5

Asking for help is difficult, but I’m so grateful in advance. Please spread the word.

If they’re not allowed to sign me for free, I’ll donate the money. I’m a giver.

I’d like to sign a one-day contract with San Diego, so I can retire from baseball as a Padre.

Man, I’m done over here til EM sells this place. Find me elsewhere.

Every time I see a SC score, I think of @USAquarium

They got Pat Green bumping at this joint, and Brendan and Brett absolutely rip. 🎻 🎸

BREAKING: Donald Trump can still win last night’s debate if Mike Pence just has the courage to do the right thing