Listen stop complaining that the world’s gone woke and just admit you’re a small minded bigot, eh.

Same, Chidi. Same

Just getting ready to take the dog for a walk. I’ve got my keys, phone, and the TV remote. It’s going well thanks for asking.

RT @SlenderSherbet: "In nomine Catris et Kitti et Spiritus Catnip"

RT @misscalcula: (mournfully): party rock is in the house tonight.

Dejon investing a few euros in a market trinket in a last ditch attempt to win the Love Island money

RT @conorjrogers: Republicans: we don’t use pronouns . Also Republicans: Coal is a girl.

I’m very much enjoying Yasmin channelling @panicshack on Love Island

I knew Meg’s face reminded me of something #LoveIslandUK

When I’m in the shallow end of a migraine, there are subtle signs that it’s not just a headache. For example, I just thought to myself “this is definitely a microwave”.

Can we… can we choose Helena’s mum and dad as the Love Island winners?

Toni’s mum is just glorious. The emotionally intelligent apple did not fall far from the emotionally intelligent tree.

RT @politicalmath: this belongs in the crisis management hall of fame.

No doubt I am an old person, but is this a general thing that women have to set boundaries in relationships for men? It feels like potty training #LoveIsland.

Bin kittens. BIN KITTENS 😢 My next grandkitten is coming from this place – if you’d like to donate, that would be splendid.

I see the Love Island producers have decided to split up Dejon and Meg with the votes tonight and I’m not mad about it.

The comments section in this video does not disappoint.

RT @mypalfootfoot7: Poundland.

I would sit on the steps eating a doughnut.

(sigh). ‘Generally’ means ‘in general’. ‘Genuinely’ means ‘truthfully, without deceit’. THEY’RE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE.

I’m sorry, and I know it’s mean, but when I see Helena, this is all I can think of #loveisland