Henny
@ArgeniFS
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Honestly, just here to make myself laugh.
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Joined May 2009
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People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time. What's your secret.
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Would be hilarious if that fake album tracklist is 100% better than the real joint lmao.
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A Chinese dude sued his wife for being too ugly and he deadass won lmfao. You can sue anyone over anything.
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This shit got eyebrows like an Italian woman. Fuck outta here.
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RT @orIamccool: using your dad’s viral affair to set off your influencer career seems the right thing to do in this economy ngl.
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You’re telling me this guy OD’d off a speedball? This guy.
With CBS cancelling The Late Show after 33 years, here is that time Chris Farley went to see David Letterman in 1996 with the greatest talk show entrance in the history of talk show entrances.
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Bro I just seen this. Why the fuck didn’t he slide??.
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Literally pointed at a white lady across the street while I was inside on stage and told her to come inside and watch my set and she did lmfao.
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I’m genuinely surprised someone hasn’t yelled at me for sitting during the anthem.
sitting for the national anthem at a sporting event rules. you can actually feel hundreds of absolute losers trying to explode you with their mind.
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4,5,6 train platform at union square literally is 7th circle of hell hot.
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God knew not to give me the ability to rap, because I would absolutely love to lie about my album features. Yeah, I got a song with Red Cafe and Selena Gomez on there.
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Watching the Cubs game made me realize how weird baseball is, lmao. Imagine stopping a football game in the third quarter like hey you know what it’s time for? Karaoke.
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RT @RyanLostinTX: Tipping culture is out of control. Now they want us to be tipping on 44’s. What’s next? Tipping on 45’s, or even 46’s?!?.
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Sometimes you gotta hit a couple level 3’s to feel alive.
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RT @bennynotblanco: Lol my mom had a trick that was undefeated! She would stand in front of me with a belt in her hand.
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Idk what’s worse people who spend a bunch of money on the labubu shit or people who think it’s actually demonic lmao. It’s a fuckin doll.
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Also lmao paramount been tryna close that deal to sell and then cancel the show that had good political candidates on it lma.
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Finally some af1’s with life to them. These are dope.
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