anthony robles
@anthony1330
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Joined November 2009
http://t.co/zwNeCj1MPp I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home.
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http://t.co/WKbvhq21lp No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.
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Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass. http://t.co/mACHGlWAia.
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Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/ICaNSBew2z.
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http://t.co/5npuxMcPNw Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.
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No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. http://t.co/t5fC1Mqh7c.
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Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/RfiFfE2nVf.
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http://t.co/yXPyV17es6 Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.
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I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. http://t.co/IZH147NxJK.
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http://t.co/tdyDqK34 As a man, it's impossible to walk passed a punching bag and not hit it twice before walking away.
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Just had to gently break it to all these girls in Starbucks that they are not Zooey Deschanel. http://t.co/ggyZ1Mdm.
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http://t.co/j8rHKts6 Pretty awesome that we have a black President. Maybe one day we'll even have a President named Sean.
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