Andrew Bohrer
@AndrewBohrer
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writer, illustrator, bartender, cocktail historian, knight-errant, shaggy-dog https://t.co/nogeiOz4oN
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Joined July 2009
A tourist map? A #dungeonsanddragons fantasy map? A guide for #Islay #whisky fans? I drew this map to be whatever you need it to be. It is of course, a distillery guide.
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Downloaded and signed back into twitter for this. https://t.co/INdo9JXpLX
thehardtimes.net
Today we rank characters written to be terrible against a man who keeps trying to be loved, and it doesn't work out well for Musk.
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BREAKING: BFC SPOTTED AT AIRPORT BAR (wrong size for the glass, but still…) Bartender reached for comment said: “I think you are supposed to have good ice now. Like everyone does?” Story still unfolding, stay tuned for updates.
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Dear Aspen, I’m a little sorry. ps, thanks for the granola bars.
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I’ve been making fun of #aspenideas all week because it’s a place in which a billionaire can blurt out a question to millennial for money. But considering the other side of the spectrum is billionaires trying to keep black people from voting, I guess I should apologize to Aspen
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Best joke and most concise explanation of our zeitgeist I’ve heard in a long time from @artBoffin #aspenideas
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“Can A.I. help us communicate with animals?” Such a click bait #aspenideas seminar that left me mouthing “so dope” over and over. But what did I learn?
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Wells Fargo gave me a free granola bar at #AspenIdeas so I don’t think they are criminals and dirtbags anymore. https://t.co/dC2VrRaL8s
bloomberg.com
A Florida pension fund is demanding Wells Fargo & Co. turn over files about a possible criminal probe into whether the bank violated federal law by setting up fake job interviews to meet in-house...
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Resort towns never use jiggers. A single pour of Springbank 12 with beer for scale.
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Happy 41st birthday to Blade Runner. Here's a marker Deckard from a few years back.
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How many times can you go back to a bar before you tell them they priced pechuga as espadin?
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I just had a pint at a Colorado country club and it felt like me vs the republican crazy 88’s but sun golf clubs for swords. There was a miasma of hate more pungent than truffle oil.
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The other was in Gunman prefecture, I was naked, in the snow, curled into a hot spring like a snark monkey.” “Why are you here?” He splashed towards me in the nude. “My wife wanted to go to a real osen.” As he clapped me on the back and told me why she was right.
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Once was on a dark day I’m rural Denmark. I walked into a smoky bar, I ordered a a Tuborg and an Underberg. “Why are you here?” “I’m going to the Lego Museum.” spoken and received with confidence, and love.
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Twice in my life a man, a man walked up to me, looked me in the eye, and said: “Why are you here?”
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Die young or live long enough to send shitty emails to your neighbor about their Air BnB
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