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a person with too much free time
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Joined October 2023
Why do English Fans always shout βSHOOTβ at the most impossible angles
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I just flinched like an abused child seeing Tuchel on the TV
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My grocery bag decided to fucking disintegrate because of the rain right as I was biking past a packed bus stop. Genuinely one of the most embarrassing things Iβve ever experienced in my life. Had to shove everything into my overcoat pockets while everyone stared at me
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Iβve lost like 13 Mutuals in the past Week leading up to the Update which shows your location π
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Woke up and thereβs Snow Outside, iβm so happy πππ
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Get his dick out your mouth, youβre treating the words of a troll account as gospel weβre allowed to call you scousers retarded for that
Bayern Munich online fans suffer from BayernSpace derangement syndrome. Never seen one guy have such a chokehold on a fanbase.
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Paid 19 CHF for lunch at Bachmann, handed over a 20 CHF note, and somehow walked away with 10 CHF in change. Didnβt even clock it until I was already outside π
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Itβs not even funny at this point why does this keep happening
Iβm such a weirdo despite being jobless, my circadian rhythm is rock solid. For the past few months, Iβve been waking up between 05:05-07:30 on my own, no alarm at all. But the caveat is that iβm absolutely dead tired at 21:30 already, so i basically have no social life.
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Iβm such a weirdo despite being jobless, my circadian rhythm is rock solid. For the past few months, Iβve been waking up between 05:05-07:30 on my own, no alarm at all. But the caveat is that iβm absolutely dead tired at 21:30 already, so i basically have no social life.
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We thoroughly deserved it, just sucks that we now have to go to the Emirates without Luis Diaz
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Lucho got away with murder there
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I was about to get nervous but i realised it was barcola running through heβs genuinely so shit
Kompany did a big mistake for starting stanisic
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did we just forget how to play football? what the fuck are we doing, pass safe ffs
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