Scenario time: It's late at night. It's dark. You hear urgent knocks on your front door. There's nothing on your security camera, and you can't see anything through your peephole. You have no reason to expect anyone to be at your door. Wut do?

@Allegro_W_Brio @4nt1p4tt3rn I like this one.

@ttunlehs @Allegro_W_Brio I have it on good authority (a relative, even) that this ends badly.

@Allegro_W_Brio @4nt1p4tt3rn New fren.

@ttunlehs @4nt1p4tt3rn Samesies.

@Allegro_W_Brio @4nt1p4tt3rn You forgot to put on your plate carrier...

@JLSchjodt @4nt1p4tt3rn Bingo

@Allegro_W_Brio @4nt1p4tt3rn Yup

@Allegro_W_Brio @4nt1p4tt3rn Most reasonable answer yet. Post up and wait for the threat.