New Crowd Work special @OpenBarComedy https://t.co/F3N6lvmXk6 #comedian #comedy #standupcomedy #crowdwork @DicksTwo

Tinsel on the tree? It's like a shiny explosion of bad decisions! From questionable decor to a pet's digestive nightmare, we're saying no! What's your stance on tinsel? Tell us in the comments! #ChristmasFail #TinselTroubles

Went to the dermatologist... might not be here in a couple weeks! 😅 They biopsied a thing with a heartbeat (not what you think 😉). Doc said I have the "ass of a 20-year-old Filipino ladyboy." Wish me luck on the results! 🙏 #Comedy #Dermatologist

My podcast arm caused a scene at Miami port security—apparently, it's suspicious? "Podcast arm" isn't a good enough explanation, I guess. Ever been flagged for something equally ridiculous? #PodcastLife #TravelWoes

Wide Right! ⁦@Giants⁩ win! #nygiants #football #nfl #Super Bowl

A comedian's marriage is basically a hostage negotiation where leaving is the punchline. Stay too long, and even *they'll* start writing jokes about you. Ever felt this? #ComedyLife #MarriageHumor

Ever notice how many podcasts flame out after, like, ten episodes? We're not naming names, but... 😉 If you want to be on the last episode of someone's new podcast, just let us know! Watch our latest episode to hear more! #PodcastLife #Comedy

So, I'm enjoying a cigar when a lady asks, "Are you the comedian?" I say yes, and she... just stares and smokes. What was that? If you're gonna approach, at least roast me! What do you guys think? #comedy #funny

2ALs1Pod. ALs’ hair is under arrest. Available Everywhere. #TikTok https://t.co/darohaVT82 #sundayvibes #comedypodcast #hair

My hair was thinning, so I take finasteride to shrink my prostate. Bonus: my hair loss was arrested! Now, about my 70s porn afro 'down there'—had to buy a weed whacker. Manscaping, anyone? Check out the Groundskeeper! #HairLoss #Manscaping

I'm not saying I'm surprised you have a Patreon, but I AM saying I'm impressed! Who knew you had it in you? 😉 Go support Al and his amazing podcast! #PodcastLove #SupportCreators

Young comics doing 2 open mics a week call it "the grind." I'm like, "The GRIND?" You did 10 minutes—twice! But hey, gotta respect the hustle...or at least the effort! What do you call your version of "the grind"? Let me know! #ComedyLife #StandUpComedy

Turns out my senior year was more hardcore than I thought—broke my back and didn't even know it! Doc says it's time to fix that high school pars fracture. Maybe stick to painting, kids? Ever broken a bone and not realized it? #Funny #SportsInjury

I've been carrying guilt since '99 because our van hit an old lady! 😂 But hey, at least we got to the show on time... priorities, right? 😉 Listen for the full story and don't forget to review us and rate us! #ComedyPodcast #FunnyStories

Ever been to a club so bad it's comedy gold? Walking on stage and roasting the place is half the fun! Then they complain... like, how can I NOT comment on the ripped couches & indoor neon? Seen this happen? #Comedy #ClubLife

I was told never to say "chicken" on stage again! 🤣 Apparently, it's a *very* dirty word in Colombia. Who knew?! If you wanna hear more of my stories, make sure to follow! #Comedy #StoryTime

My neighbor's got a Skynyrd addiction and a lawn that's seen better days. Things escalated. 😬 You won't BELIEVE what happens at the neighborhood BBQ... Hint: It involves Freebird and his mom. 😉 Check out the full song! #Comedy #Songwriting

Bathrobes: the unsung heroes of hotel stays. Who else requests one even when it's not offered? Just me? Fine. Anyway, who's with me on counting out singles while robed? Sound off below! #BathrobeLife #HotelHumor

Bathrobes: the unsung heroes of hotel stays. Who else requests one even when it's not offered? Just me? Fine. Anyway, who's with me on counting out singles while robed? Sound off below! #BathrobeLife #HotelHumor

Confession time: I'm the guy who commits aviation's dirtiest deed... I pee on the airplane floor! Why? Because bare feet at 37,000 feet is a crime against humanity. Wear shoes, people! Agree or disagree? #TravelHumor #AirplaneEtiquette

Remember Billy Squier? Turns out, even rockstars take screenwriting classes. From stadium stages to "Have a Coke," life's a wild ride. Ever had a random encounter with fame? #RockStories #Unexpected